A MAN in Spain had to have firemen rescue him from a plastic chair after his testicles became trapped.
The pensioner, who was between 60 and 70 years old, was sitting naked on the chair before a planned shower in Torrevieja, Alicante.
But according to the Daily Mail, when he tried to get up, his testicles had dropped through the slats in the folding chair, and were stuck.
Two carers tried to assist him but had to call in emergency services for back up.
The fire crews decided to cut away some of the plastic slats which took around half an hour.
The guest was eventually freed but had to be treated for minor injuries at the University Hospital of Torrevieja.
Firemen said it was one of the strangest calls ever received and at first thought it was a prank.
ht/ the big owe
lemme guess … his name was Wan Hung Lo
.. a serious case of Dropsy
I think it was Juan
That beats any ‘pick-up’ line I’ve ever heard.
I have to give some leeway here ‘cause I’ve always hated plastic chairs.
“My testicles have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Probably sounds funnier en Espanol.
Dangling nuts got caught. There ought to be a law to proect old men.
folding chairs are assault weapons.
What? You never watched WWE?
BAN THEM
Anybody thinks this is funny probably never sat on a cracked toilet seat…poor bastard!
Rufus,
Mis testículos han caído y no puedo levantarme.
Nutcracker Seat.
Yeeeeoooooow!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Should have poured ice water on them.
I knew that fishnet thong would be nothing but trouble!
We had a Congressman once (actually his aide) who asked that the water level in his private toilet be lowered because his balls got wet when he sat.
We explained that the water level was determined by the design and couldn’t be lowered, but found him a 2″ handicapped seat which got his nuts out of the water.
izlamo delenda est …
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