Still not understanding why they aren’t going to Mexico.
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A lot of them are going to Mexico.
Well, the Mexicans are. Notsomuch white people.
That’s what I said …
👇 Southern borders are open too, but not for long. 👀
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Not sure of the problem. Great weather in South America.
The Canadians woke up about 50 years ago when worthless shits trying to dodge the draft were flocking up to America’s Hat!
Personally, I think they all ought go to Hell.
In a complete role reversal…
Mexicans: “Where are your badges?”
Liberals: “Badges?”
The Hosers do like their Muslims however! Just put a diaper on your head or tell them you married a goat and they will let you right in!
Heard that a bunch of skinny democrats were disguising themselves as hockey sticks and heading for the border.
The flood of Trump fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified. The exodus of lefties who fear they’ll sonn be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes and live accor4ding to the Constitution. Canadian border farmers say its not uncommon to see dozens of sociology profs, global warmers and green energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
“I went to milk the cows and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn” said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield. “he was cold, exhaused and hungry and begged me for a latte and some free range chicken. I said i didnt have any and he left before i even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”
Greenfield erected higher fences but theliberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh but they just s6tuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming.
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals south of the border, pack them into electric cars and drive them across the border where they are left to fend for themselves after the battery dies. “A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions” an Alberta mountie said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a napa valley cabernet and some kale chips. Whe
Rumors are circulating about building reeducaiton camps where libs will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the constitution and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.
In recent days, libs have turned to disguising as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap canadian prescriptions. After catching a dozen young vegans in blue hair wigs, canuks began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove their age. “if they cant identify the accordian player from the Lawrence Welk show, we turn ’em back.
Canadian citizens complain that the illegals are creating an organic broccoli shortage, buying all the Barb Streisand cd’s and overloading the internet downloading jazzercise aps to their cell phones.
” I feel sorry for the Americans, but we cant support them. after all, how many art majors does one country need?”
@Charlie WalksonWater – That was lovely, truly lovely! Thanks!
They “nebber” want to move to Mexico.
No shit, one told me (after I called shim/shir out), they don’t speak Spanish.
Well WTF? Do you speak France?
@Charlie; Outstanding.
@Charlie WalksOn Water’
That was EPIC !
Charlie on h2O
Very cleaver.
You got to be at least 60
like me to “get” it…
@CharlieWOW: Don’t forget a hat tip to the source:
https://www.lewrockwell.com/political-theatre/trump-causing-flood-illegals/
🙂
Viet vet, my neighbor PRINTED that out and gave it to me. I had to type all that in, (not a clut and paste), so i didnt know
oh, now i see what i did. I didnt mention it was my neighbor in the text. Sure didnt mean to imply I wrote that. Thats wayyyy above my skillset. Got distracted and hit submit without thinking.
@Charlie: MYRON FLOREN and I didn’t even have to look it up.
I’d ask if I can get in now, but I’m not leaving, so….
heh. That article was funny as all f**k.
“Anna now Bobby anna Sissy are gonna do a l’il dance.”
@Charlie: Tell your neighbor to give you the link next time – it would have saved you a lot of trouble. I’m just teasin’ ya a bit here. Thanks for posting that one – regardless of who wrote it, it’s a gem.
🙂