Wicked good political funnies, he will never make the Times, ROFLMFAO.
An acerbic artist, who knew?
A Ghost has an appointment after you hit the 50th floor.
Be prepared this Christmas present.
It’s going to be a mental blast, blast, blast.
Invest in 3 things for your future Christmas puddings
Tum te tum tums
NYQuills NightQuills Nightlies
Tongue Taster Tests strips
Your Sweet Dreams are made of this
P.S. Sean Penn has some scoops for you, too.
When Acosta goes to the Proctologist the Dr. doesn’t know where to start!
Acosta needs his head examined but requires a proctologist to do it
Jim A. H. Accosta! You pulled Superman’s cape once too often!
Jeff Zucker’s wristwatch?
…we all know what Obama put up there, and it weren’t no SHOE…
Not to worry, the snowflakes at CNN, MSNBC, and elsewhere will get together and give Abilio Acosta some kind of achievement award, just like they gave Danny Rather.
And it won’t be Horse’s Ass of The Year Award, which it should be.