You Have Your Own Euphemisms For Flatulence
like,
Bratwurst Bugle
Carpet Creeper
Crunchy Frog
Fannytosis
Hershey Smoke
Barking Pants
Start A Harley
Gas-nado
Prison Break
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This contest is: euphemisms for Hillary flatulence.
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Bosnian Airstrike
Brown Energy
Wet Hubbell
(You can do Bernie Sanders ones as well.)
Commumist
The Trotskys
Skid Marx
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Winner will receive, appropriately, a Safety Whistle courtesy of Menderman.
Judge is Jerry Manderin. Ends tomorrow, 2pm et.
barking spiders
server wiper
What crawled up inside you and died?
Hey Huma! I need you….
Something Rodham in Denmark
Bernie eye berners
Slick Willie repellent.
Chilli Breeze
Spreadin’ the smealth
Clearing the West Wing
Fuma Huma
t out and walk Bernie
Air Force #2
white house down
air force toot
Get out and walk Bernie!
The french fries are working, everyone get back.
Out coming cheese bomb!
Rectum Reconnaissance
Pantsuit Ripper
Southbound Vaping
Sanders Fart?
Opening Lenin’s Tomb
It wasn’t me
Tear down this wall
Sanders-
Swedish Oven
Who Let The Frogs Out?
I smell what Bernie had for dinner last night and it smells iike rotten communism
Dealing from the bottom of the deck
Hillatosis
Rolling snake-eyes
breaking the glass ceiling
if it came from Slick Willie it could be a bodice ripper
Gassing the Kurds
executive odor
PV = NkT
Ideal Gas Law…
Pantsuit Paint Peeler
Cankle Duster
Blaming the dog
Misery Index
An Arkansas Razorgas
A Rotten Rodham.
Border Jumper
Che’ Diarrhea
Light a Cigar
Whew, that was a close one…
The sound of a prison virgin.
Dodging sphincter fire…
“Horton Hears a Poo.”
( – by Dr.’s Toots)
Bosnian butt bomb
Thanks for letting me judge BigFurHat! I’ll bring in The Manderin boys to help with the judging too. ?
Sperm Blaster
Crop duster…
Gassious Rex…
Untying the balloon knot
At this point, oops, excuse me, (blushes), what difference does it make?
Oops – just noticed the Hillary/Sanders requirement.
Never mind…
🙂
Bolshevik Blaster
Hail to the Queef
Gay mating call
One flew over the poo poos nest…
Rose Law Firm documents out of thick air…
Putrid Pravda
Whitewater leakage
Viet – Oops, me too! I’m a guy – never read the instructions!
Vladimir Pootin’
That smell?
A YouTube Video
Cutting the Vermont Cheddar
The Bernin’ Baffer
The Rodham Ripper
The Huma Stench
The Chelsea Juicy
The Benghazi Bomber
Been Gassy
My neighbor onve called it a “fluffy ruffle”
The Vermont Slider
Since then “Fluffy Ruffle” was golden in our house.
BenGassy
The anti-Socialist
Fur, I swear I didn’t see yours!
It was so bad I had to wipe it with a cloth.
Pantsuit Puffer
Obamaism
Hard Choices
The Bernin’ Bronx Cheer
Privates Server
White Water Wet One
Ok. I’ll stop.
Defartment of the Posterior
Bottom burp
Rude 3 AM awakening
Cut the cheese
Define fart?
Chappaqueef
Sounds like somebody stepped on a duck
Fanny blast
An Arkansas Yodel
Carbon Pootprint
(OK, now I’ve read the instructions)
Gassified EMail
Cankle Flapper
That Dog Bill Did It
Under Oath
There are instructions?
I’ve never heard of instructions on farting.
Bernie – Cut the Govt Cheese
Rumpful o’ TRUMP
For Hilary:
The Devil’s Flamethrower
@It just happens – As for fart instructions, the main thing to remember is not to fart and sneeze at the same time when you have the runs.
Lumpy surprise
Bernie:
Tuchus Trumpet
Crackin’ the Liberty Bell
Sudden climate change
Laxative enough already
Black linen shattered
Declaration of In Depends
Hope Floaters
Fart broke
21 Bun Salute
White House
Brown Panties
Big Mike
The Devil Went Down To Georgia
(ideal from Lazlo)
A Huma Facial.
The one-pershitters
A Sandpaper Sanders
Vast Right Whiff Conspiracy
Here push my reset button
Ear schplitten louden boomer
my apologies to Steppenwolf
Rockin the Clinton Foundation
Unimpeachable stench
Indictable offense
Bernie breath.
Secretary Of Stank
blast from the past
Pantsuit poop.
Arab Spring
Zyklon F
fart = a Hillary blow job
Weapon of ass destruction
Bernie shouts “Fire in the hole” before he rips one off.
Not only a weapon of ass destruction butt a weapon of mass destruction
Hillary=Blowhole Blowout
Bernie=Pharx Squeeker
Trump=Trumpster Dumpster
Cruz=Bluegas
Bernie fart = a ‘roid ripper
Obama=Sneaky Butt
Tushy tickler
Rat’s ass blaster
Bernie thinks his farts are foreplay.
Finger lickin’ gooooooood!
Wait one more.
Butt hole Surfers (btw is that group still around?)
Chicago Dyke Snort
Communist Call To Prayer
Failure To Suppress True Identification
Bernie: The Sound of Free Shit
Bernie’s “VACANCY” notification for blind queers
Cankle Doodie Dandy.
Ain’t No Ways Tarred.
Reggie love call
floppy disc
Vince Fartster
Lethal Weapon
Whisteling in the Dark
Air Force One ….May Day, May Day
I left my Farrrt…. in the Constitution……
( I left my Heart .. in San Fransisco)
tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORSRybY-eUU
Farts -R- us
Bernie is too lazy to fart. Someone else would fart, and he would just claim it was his.
Huma perfume.
Fossil fume.
You didn’t make that!
A Huma-defiler
speak to me of toothless stinker, I hear your frangance
should “OL” toothless
Vast Wet-Ring Conspiracy
Commie Cacaphony
Socialist Symphony
The Winds of (time to) Change