This Is Pelosi’s Face Now?

58 Comments on This Is Pelosi’s Face Now?

1. Well, she could pull out her tits.

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2. She shot designer ice cream into her wrinkles instead of Botox and her face literally froze like that.

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3. “This Is Pelosi’s Face Now?”

   …well, that’s ONE of her faces…

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4. I see some Joker // jack Nickolson and some Mime there.

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5. this is her later in the evening..https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=72B12F9A54EBFEFB6460E02BF9B99684FFF811D0&thid=OIP.HStv35BD7rsR_Z2_qmJA-wHaOG&exph=1200&expw=630&q=marcel+marceau&selectedindex=17&vt=0&eim=1,2,3,4,6,8,10

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6. She is full of shit, with her designer scarf acting as a MASK for her Jokeresque mug, don’t touch your FACE they tell us:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LGwPRVoOdc

   h/t Mary Hatch

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7. BRUCE JENNER HAS A FUTURE!!

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8. It looks like mask!

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9. …here she is getting a tune up…

   https://i.imgflip.com/185ejm.jpg

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10. Not to mention 1/2 that shit on her face is tattooed; I bet.

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11. She reminds me of that Freak who is trying to look like Angelina Jolie

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12. Pelosi has been replaced with her alien clone and is now on an uncharted island somewhere in the southern Pacific ocean, where she will live out the rest of her days not having to worry about ever running out of ice cream. This is her reward for assisting in the wholesale destruction of the country that paid her to do it.

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13. Nancy during her wonder years…

    https://youtu.be/rRbXViz6vss

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14. A very ugly woman and I’m not even talking about her physical appearance.

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15. She reminds me of Walter, Jeff Dunham’s puppet.

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16. She’s using that quick dry plastic filler like Frau Whitmer uses.
    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LS3GFASyUsI/Xp4zniKJluI/AAAAAAAA16w/0KAAdEdTRX4Gpu1bdRdLb2UvlbGHA6dewCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/5e3c97df77d55.image.jpg

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17. Pelosi is one face lift away from a goatee.

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18. Just like Joan Rivers…..if they tighten up that face any more, it’ll have to shave.
    Did the leader of moonbase Pelosi sharpie her own brows?

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19. I knew it was a drag queen! It has the weirdest eyebrows ever!

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20. HOLY F*CK..She’s been absorbed by Bill Nye…The Unscience Guy!!!

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21. C’mon, who’d a thought Stan Laurel would look that good at 130.

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22. There she is:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSm4kp-uJoE

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23. Nancy had plenty of time to get a re-tread since the shut down.

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24. WAIT!!! I SAW this episode!!!

    DARKROOM – early ’80s – hosted by James Coburn. In this episode, the old man dies, and while his heart is stopped, he keeps on moving and “living” – refusing to go to his grave. The grandson visits a gypsy (fortuneteller?) for advice, and she sez, “Put a tablespoon of pepper in his napkin at dinner,” and the old man will finally die.

    So at supper, the old man whips his napkin (cloth) out – the pepper flies everywhere and he inhales it, and sneezes into his napkin. He holds the napkin over his face for several seconds, then excuses himself from the table, shuffling slowly for the stairs, muttering something like, “Well… I guess it IS time to die,” over his shoulder.

    The family looks in the napkin, and his nose and half his face is in it! 😮

    THIS IS THE SOLUTION!!! WAVE some pepper in NANCY’S FACE!!! She’ll sneeze, blow half her face off, realize she’s a ZOMBIE, and then go lay down and BE dead!!! 🤔

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25. Have you seen one politician, leader at any level or media person that isn’t still getting their hair services, cosmetics etc. Dear Nancy looks like someone shot her up with an insane amount of Botox. Only customer! Yes you need more!

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26. Looks like Nancy climbed out of her coffin.

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27. Somewhere in the Bay Area, a wax museum is missing an exhibit

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28. @Supernightshade:

    …here she is getting a tune up…
    https://i.imgflip.com/185ejm.jpg

    Some joker told her to get a Brazilian.

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29. With elective surgery shut down, some other joker told her to go to a “body shop”. That’s Bondo.

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30. Nancy Pelosi and Jim Carey’s Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color are one in the same.
    Look for yourself- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQkjBuJD-4

    There’s a reason you’ve never seen a picture of them both together!

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31. “This Is Pelosi’s Face Now?”

    Nope. That’s that puppet head that alien super midget used to scare Kirk in that Star Trek episode.

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32. @UncleAl

    Wasn’t that the face-stretching that F. Murray Abraham had done in “Star Trek: Insurrection?” It KILLED Anthony Zerbe, when he put it on “NANCY PELOSI” setting! 😆

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33. “How do we know this isn’t a drag queen?”

    Ask Barcelona MJA. 🥴🤢🤮

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34. @Bob M. — I think it was what Terry Gilliam had done to Katherine Helmond in Brazil, but it sure does look lethal to me, too! (-;

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35. Looks like something out of Star Trek.

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36. She has shark eyes. Always open, angry. Looking for BOTOX on the horizon.

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37. She is rather manish…..

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38. Jerry Manderin –

    *Screams in Barcelonese*

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39. Looks like the knob on the back of her head had a few too many twists…

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40. Proof positive that liberals should NOT be allowed to make their own decisions.

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41. Listen, we called her ‘crazy pelosi’ years ago. Now’s she 80!

    When people get older, they don’t get better, they get worse. She’s really out there.

    Speaking or lunatics:

    The crazy yale ‘shrink’ is at it again:

    Yale psychiatrist claims Trump supporters like brainwashed ‘child soldiers:
    https://www.wnd.com/2020/04/yale-psychiatrist-claims-trump-supporters-like-brainwashed-child-soldiers/

    Narcissists are a deluded, dangerous bunch.

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42. If in a hundred thousand years her skull is found, will it also look surprised?

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43. She’s wearing that scarf to hide her flappy turkey neck, cause she’s afraid someone will shoot her out of season. kackler

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44. A severe ice cream headache will do that, dont’cha know.

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45. @MJA April 23, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    > She has shark eyes. Always open, angry. Looking for BOTOX on the horizon.

    (Roy Scheider voice:)

    “You’re gonna need a bigger needle baster.”

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46. REPEATING FOR ALL NEEDING —

    “Editors: file her picture for future use, in case they don’t release her autopsy photo.”

    Philadelphia News Bureau Chief

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47. @ Outdoorjohn

    Pelosi eats the ice cream – Biden gets the brain-freeze.

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48. As bad as that is, she is way to shakey to do that on her own.

    Someone did not maintain social distancing…

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49. Piercings and bungee chords.

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50. I see Halloween hasn’t been canceled this year. Now that is one scary face.

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51. Her face got messed up in 1939 when Dorothy’s house fell on her. She hasn’t aged well.

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52. The problem with her face is their ain’t no bullet holes in it….yet.

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53. She looks like somebody shouted, “Surprise!!’, stuck a straw into her and slurped all of the moisture out.
    Leaving Nancy with a perplexed, air vacuumed look.

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54. If the satanic bitch put a tight plastic bag over her head would anyone notice?

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55. Nice spackle job.
    They should have started from the bottom, though.

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56. I didn’t know you could get Gorilla glue to do that.

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57. Heaven won’t have her and Hell don’t want her.

    Thus, she exists as an un-dead thing – a wraith – a curse on America.
    Undying, unfeeling, greedy, grasping, hating all life and all decency, clinging to the material world in terror of apprehending the revealed God.

    izlamo delenda est …

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58. Reminds me of a snake after it’s shed it’s skin – real shiny like that.

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