This Isn’t Very Comforting

26 Comments on This Isn’t Very Comforting

1. New beatitudes….

   The stupid shall inherit the earth. And totally fuck it up.

2. You’re right, I’ll never guess. Because this is what I got when I clicked on the link:

   “Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist.”

   🙁

3. I got same message. Page shows but no article. Maybe thats a good thing. Been a long time since I met a smart youth.

4. Vietvet….you still coulda guessed….I’m thinking Dinah Shore in an early corvete….

5. Proof positive, natural selection will cull the herd if we let it.

6. I wouldn’t read it anyway. But I can only guess it eventually involves blowing bubbles out their asses.

7. Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr exchanging lower region adulation…

8. WTF? It’s piss a deered! Maybe she should go back to Fishnet Fridays then! 🙂

9. Conservative Tribune has a article of some moron youth who decided to vape a Tide Pod. Guessing maybe thats the article. My grandmother taught me about soap and the degestive system as a child. I don’t remember why, but boy do I remember the taste of Ivory soap.

10. @willysgoatgruff: Good point. I’ll see your Dinah Shore in an early Covfefe and raise you a nude Dinah Shore lying on Burt Reynolds, who is drunk and wearing only a fur-lined leopard skin print jockstrap. In a 1928 Stutz Bearcat.

11. The good news is that Tide came out with a new flavor – sour apple!
    https://www.theonion.com/tide-debuts-new-sour-apple-detergent-pods-1819580060

12. @Vietvet…pictures or it didn’t happen….I’ll raise you Sally Field with all her wings a flyin…and a Loni Anderson bobble head…

13. “Sally Field with all her wings a flyin”

    Do you mean Patty Duke?

14. @willysgoatgruff: I can’t show you the pictures, but I can assure you that they are all right here in my head. Well…they were, anyway, until your comment replaced them with a foursome involving Burt, Dinah Shore, Sally the Flying Nun, and Loni Anderson (not the bobblehead) getting it on in a 1969 Volkswagen minibus.

    On acid.

15. No Brad, I’m thinking Sally Fields…. https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=g8YrxKEP&id=A2E9E8416557F8BA68A42FDEDECF0B80F5BD14D8&thid=OIP.g8YrxKEP_aPOeYoXaE8QAQHaJQ&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2f37.media.tumblr.com%2ftumblr_m76whhD5Lb1rr0cpgo1_500.jpg&exph=625&expw=500&q=sally+field+and+burt+reynolds&simid=608028385997226811&selectedIndex=2&ajaxhist=0

16. Willy

    I’m not seeing any wings.

17. Willy, OK found it. Sally fields in wings.

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a2/51/73/a2517376385af8ba1d06618393e51299–billy-the-kids-bassoon.jpg

18. @Bad_Brad: I heard Sally Field helped Burt Reynolds earn his red wings.

    Pass it on.

19. Those pods might be good for making trailer park napalm….

20. Whatever happened to innocent fun like swallowing live goldfish or stuffing as many people into a VW beetle until there was no more room to move? These idiots nowadays are suffering from serious dain bramage. C’mon, morons we quadruple dog dare you to vape a tide pod. Hope you have a brain when you’re done. They need to run a new anti vaping tide pod ad, “This is your brain on stupidity.”

21. I wonder how well it works as a laxative? I’d bet it cleans the ol colon out real good.

22. All I can think of are all the sugar-free Gummi Bear reviews on Amazon.
    Just substitute “Tide Pods” for Gummi Bears and enjoy:

    https://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2

23. This nonsense sounds like another PiG (Procter & Gamble) free advertising
    campaign with the compliance of the leftist “news media”. I remember their
    gibberish about certain religious groups seeing Satan in their logo. They pulled that one twice. PiG has no sense of honor. Tide sales must be hurting.

24. I think youtube took all the videos of the morons vaping down.

    https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tide-pod-vape/

25. I thought that was what the Tide to Go pens were for…

26. We used to smoke corn silk. It never killed anyone.
    The bathtub gin was another matter.