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Tuesday, 24 November 2015, 18:19 BFH Uncategorized 30

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  1. Why do you Indians hate refugees? It’s racist to hate your white brothers and sisters.

    Oh, and if you invented the wheel, you may have had the technology to throw them back into the sea when they made landfall.

    #FAIL.

    #LordGeoffreyAmherst

    #PhillipSheridan

  4. One day a tiny Apache Indian child walked into Big Chief Sitting Bull’s tent.

    “Sitting Bull,” he asked, “why does every man in our tribe have such long complicated names?”

    “Well,” said Sitting Bull, “it’s simple: whenever a baby is born, his father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

  6. One more, in honor of Thanksgiving:

    An army fort in the wild west is about to be attacked by renegades, so the captain sends for his trustiest Indian scout.

    “Use all your tracking skills to estimate the sort of war party we are up against.” orders the captain.

    The scout lays down and puts his ear to the ground, “big war party,” he says, “one hundred braves in war-paint. Two chiefs, one on a black horse, one on a white horse and also a medicine man with a limp.”

    “Good God, man!” says the captain, “you can tell all that just by listening to the ground?”

    “No, sir,” replies the scout, “I’m looking under the fucking gate!!”

  8. I heard a slightly different version of that joke, where the father explains that the name references the circumstances of the conception. A child conceived in an open field would be Big Sky, and a child conceived by a brook would be called Running Water.

    The kid’s name is “Broken Rubber.”

  12. Here’s a Mexican joke since they are make believe Indians.

    Q. What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?

    A. Quatro Cinco.

    Yeah I know it’s “racist” It’s my first ammendment right!

  14. That’s always been one of my favorites. My husband and I will invariably finish the question “why do you ask?” with “Two Dogs Fucking.” Not in mixed company, though. 😉

  19. Ask a liberal that if the species man originated in Africa, doesn’t that mean Native Americans were invaders as they eventually came to the Americas over the Bering Strait. This wasn’t there land, they came here and brought their carbon footprint with them, stole land and resources from the wild life who lived in peace and harmony. Just ask the Buffalo!

  21. Didn’t general Philip Sheridan say, “The only good injun is a dead injun.” And why is there still a town in Wyoming named after him and a local elementary school, Sheridan elementary here in Spokane. I can just hear Tonto telling the Lone Ranger, “Me, not know Kemosabe!”

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