Krist Novoselic (former bassist for Nirvana), and former Congressmen Bob Inglis (R-NC) and Bob Baird (D-WA) think they’ve come up with three questions that will utterly destroy Donald Trump’s run for the White House.
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Kurt Cobain once asked: Whadya do when you see the bass player staggering around in yer backyard?
Shoot him again.
That’s easy,
1. Bomb the shit out of isis
2. Bomb the shit out of isis
3. Bomb the shit out of isis
Next question please.
When the person posing the question believes in Global Warming, the whole premise is shot to begin with.
Man, that imbecile really went bald, there, didn’t he?
“Trump actually believes in man-made global warming”
Is that true?
The problem with this approach is that you simply cannot get any politician to answer a straightforward but polarizing question. Trump isn’t quite a politician – yet – but he is savvy enough to go to extreme lengths to avoid being put on that kind of spot.
What I’d like to ask his opponent is, “Please recite the presidential oath of office after staring at this flashing light for a minute.”
Nirvana sucked balls. This loser sucked bigger balls.
EXCEPT Dave Grohl. Who knew the man behind the kit kicked so much musical ass?
I can tell Novoselic is one of those deep thinkers who no doubt has an esoteric answer to the age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Here are answers from some other famous deep thinkers for why the chicken crossed the road:
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to reach aross the isle in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
JESSE JACKSON: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.
GORDON RAMSAY: Why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT!!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
The chicken crossed the road to get away from all the morons telling “why did the chicken cross the road” jokes.
j/k (-:
HAHA, good one assface. He must have been down range and caught a few when Kurt said adios because he sure ain’t thinking right.
IronyCurtain said just what I was thinking. He might as well had the first question as, “When the Martian Unicorns attack, what’s your plan?”
Lord these fuckers are weapons grade delusional. If Trump took that AGW BS seriously, that’s when I question his chops.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Since all motion is relative, it is equally valid to say that the road crossed the chicken.
🙂
Rub a dub dub,
Three fools in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The abortionist, the bassist,
The Republitard maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.
With apologies to Mother Goose.
Nope. Trump does NOT believe in man-made GW. He’s never minced words on this. He has said “there may be “something going on weather-wise” but he doesn’t believe it’s caused by humans.
Trump is at his best in smaller venues, speaking off the cuff. When he delivered his energy policy in North Dakota, prior to the speech he met with a small group of energy execs and allowed a small presser.
A female (not certain she was a reporter) chimed in and stated she was “from XYZ tribe”, and she wanted to know if Trump were to become president, would he apologize to the native-american people(s) for blah, blah, blah, whatever.
Trump didn’t hesitate, stated emphatically NO, I’m not big on apologies – AND LEFT IT AT THAT. Next question!
Read between the lines. Trump knows that once you apologize for XYZ, next come the demands for reparations.
Ocean Acidification? Hmmm. CO2 + H2O + Ca+ = CaHCO3 + H+. If you increase the CO2 in the oceans, the ph WILL decrease; HOWEVER, the Equilibrium Law, (i.e. Le Chatelier’s Principle,) ensures that the Calcium Carbinate, (i.e. CaHCO3,) of the reefs will NOT be dissolved by the carbonic acid formed by CO2 + H2O. Note that carbonic acid is a buffer for more powerful acids. This has been a message from STEM.
Riiiiight. About that ocean acidification. It is a common concern.
For years now, the first thing I discuss with my doctor during my annual visit is….”has big Pharma come up with a drug for those affected by ocean acidification”?
He shakes his head and his answer is always the same…”not yet RO, not yet. But we remain hopeful”.
Hopefully, Trump’s response would be something like this:
1. What specific actions will you take, and what will you ask the American people to do to reverse global climate change and ocean acidification?
This is not happening, so doing nothing is the best option.
2. What specific actions will you take, and what will you ask the American people to do to fix the growing debt of the United States?
Get rid of the fucking illegals, deport the muslims, completely defund the Free Shit Army. Eliminate the following Federal agencies: ATF, EPA, the Department of Education, HUD, DHS/TSA, IRS, Bureau of Land Management, Fish and Wildlife Service, Department of Justice (thank Lynch and Comey, assholes), the Bureau of Labor Statistics (they are useless propagandists), Job Corps, Women’s Bureau, National Council for the Traditional Arts, Office of the United States Global AIDS Coordinator, the Office of the United States Global AIDS Coordinator, Bureau of Arms Control – Verification and Compliance, Bureau of International Security and Nonproliferation, Bureau of Political-Military Affairs, Bureau of Conflict and Stabilization Operations, Bureau of International Narcotics and Law Enforcement Affairs, Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration, Office of Global Criminal Justice, Office to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, Center for Minority Veterans, Center for Women Veterans, National Endowment for the Arts, National Endowment for the Humanities, African Development Foundation, Federal Labor Relations Authority, Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service, National Labor Relations Board, National Mediation Board, Office of Compliance, Commission on Civil Rights, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and the National Council on Disability.
Terminate the Federal Reserve System charter, and enable the US Treasury to issue debt-free Treasury Notes.
3. What specific actions will you take during your campaign and your time in office, and what will you ask the American people to do to help restore the respect and confidence of the American people in their elected government?
Prosecute Obama, Hillary, and Kerry for treason. Broadcast the executions on live TV.
The chicken crossed the road because there was a liquor store that took EBTs on the other side, duh!
Nirvana: Most overrated rock group of all time. Smells like teen bullshit to me.
As for #3, I would so that not electing Hillary Clinton president would go a long way towards repairing the damage.
1) Nothing.
2) Stop giving away free $h1+ to buy votes.
3) Put Hillary in jail.
The answer is “42.”
Not to be picky, but Bob Inglis was from SC 4th district. We worked hard to get him out and replace him with Trey Gowdy. I remember that headache.
Put AC on the Payroll right effin now. #1. Daily drug screening for anyone who believes in AGW. #2. NEVER vote for another democrat as long as you live. #3. NEVER vote for another democrat as long as you live.
@Sybil you’re right, I remember seeing it as NC on Wikipedia but in rechecking it’s SC.
Good for you’re Congressional District, getting rid of this loser. Now to put some backbone in to Trey to kick some ass once we put the DoJ back into honest hands.
@Sybil — THANK YOU!!!
1. Nothing. Globull Warming is a scam.
2. Stop pissing away money on free shit and bridges for turtles
3. Prosecute scumbags that exploit their elected position for their own furtherance.
Gee, maybe I should run for Preezy of the Steezy.
I like @ AC’s answer.
I love “questions” from people who obviously don’t listen to Trump in the first place. If they had listened at all they would know how he stands on those issues.
This is a typical leftist way of doing things: keep asking the same question(s) over and over to make people who don’t pay attention think that someone such as Trump does not have any answers.
2cellos covers of nirvana are SOOOOOOO much better than any nirvana piece…..not to mention guns n roses and U2…..they also do a quite nice AC/DC and Sting…..2cellos are highly recommended, just in case you haven’t watched them by now….
thunderstruck is the best place to start….. 🙂
People are idiots if they think Hillary is going to do anything for anybody but herself. It’s just that simple.
Pull your head out of your ass and smoke another doobie.
Nirvana was a bad ass band. And nobody did their music better than them. Disagree with their politics as I do. Ground breaking shit. They boom in my back yard every Friday and Saturday night.
@AC
That the short list?
How American are the questions, when the answers are French?
How American are the questions, if the answers are French?
#3 doesn’t have to have a specific detailed answer. You can cover any and all bases by doing whatever is opposite of what this administration has done.