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They could’ve at least gave us the name of the batteries, it was still buzzing upon removal. That would’ve made quite “the plug” for that company
Mommy, mommy, why is the Energizer bunny brown?
Please look at me! I’m pathetic.
Holy shit! Chances are there’s a tic tok video of the action. People are sick, sick I tell ya!
You’d be surprised how many times we see that at the ER.
I dated an ER nurse. This is not as uncommon as you would think.
I’ve acquired enough information from the comments here. Thanks you guys for taking one for the team.
After a night lying awake waiting for the battery to crap out she must have been really pooped.
Hold my beer!
I bet she couldn’t get to the hospital until morning because she was shit-faced.
Har hat, stupid riberar Yankee running dogs. We break you from the inside.
Har Har, I said, cowardry autocorrect mother of swine.
Back almost 40 years ago I had a roommate that was a RN at the local hospital. He had a story about a guy that was dumped at the door of the ER. Apparently a 8″ vibrating dildo got lost in his ass. It had lodged against his prostate and he was in constant orgasm. They were able to sedate the guy and fish it back out. Anything removed was supposed to sent to pathology. My roommate left it on, put it in a hazmat bag and shot it through the air tube to pathology. He was the hero of the ER that week.
While she was in the hospital, they should have operated on her head as well.
I’m so glad I didn’t click on the video, the comments are more entertaining! 🙂
Can I have my foot back too
Wahoo!
Somehow she will capitalize on this and others will turn it into some kind of tiktok dare.
just got a great dildo marketing idea: “now w/ built-in tampon string for your convenience … avoid all those embarrassing trips to the ER … go to MyDildo dot com.”
probably be a best-seller … “order now & get a second one free! … just pay a small shipping & handling fee”
What Goldenfoxx said. 😂
Safety word…..nope…..
In this case…..safety leash.
Kind of strange that Loco and Brad haven’t commented on this ….
My buddy, an ER doctor removed a 4x6x9 inch toolbox from a guy’s asshole, and it was full of mechanics tools. His boyfriend had shoved it up there. Another time he looked up the asshole of another guy whose boyfriend had shoved a Barbie doll up his ass. That one was brought in comatose and in septic shock with a perforated asshole.
I dated a gal who was a pharmacist and while waiting for her to get off work was looking around and analyzing the situation. There are six aisles in the retail pharmacy section. One complete aisle is dedicated to nothing but broken or malfunctioning assholes. That should clue anyone who might be in the dark that your asshole isn’t a toy.
Met a morgue driver from L.A. who transported a corpse…..with the vibrator up his butt still on.
I would have had to pull over and laugh, possibly turn the stereo up full volume.
Dude wasn’t traumatized or anything, but he never forgot it.
Plus, he claimed he wasn’t the only one to have had that experience.
Go figure.
Wow, the things people do and then make it worse by sharing in public.
Sounds like it was “Just as good as a TIMEX!”
A 3 inch vibrator? Made in China, I guess. They make ’em small over there.
Beachmom, it’s just like lib politicians, a resume enhancement. She’s a tic tok star, it’s all good.
I have a tattoo there that says “Exit Only”.
@General Malaise ~ reminds me of the Christopher Walken bit in ‘Pulp Fiction’ …
“I wore this unpleasant hunk of metal up my ass for three years. And, now it’s yours”.
Timex … takes a lickin’ & keeps on tickin’
willysgoatgruff
LOL, I was working. You’ll need to ask Loco what he was doing.
That sounds like a job for Toiletman
@Brown Eyed Girl ~ LMAO … I keep thinking, what sort of situation (or position) I would have to be in to read your tattoo?
… gotta start partying where you hang out … for sure 😉
File under:
Things I didn’t need to know.
When I first saw the headline I thought “gerbil.” That’s a thing with a certain type, so I hear. Richard Gere comes to mind.
Wait, you thought Richard Gere was stuck up her ass?
Stunned you E.R. people have seen this. More than once.
Legit thought the morgue dude from 15 years ago was B.S.ing.
But….(no pun intended) you guys say this happens sorta’ often!?!?!?
Wow. Just….wow
Honest Doc, I have no idea how that got up there.
or
It was a one in a million shot!
I think that was Fusilli Jerry
My doctor friend has removed a fleet of Hot Wheels from women’s vaginas.
Interestingly enough, most of these women are Hispanic?
“Baby you can drive my car…”
Actually govt will try and solve this saying Latinx women can’t afford vibrators and thus pledging 27 billion to “Vibes for Latin Ho’s holes”
She can take her silly, attention-craving tale of woe and shove it up her ass.
TikTok starfish?
Amateur.
https://iotwreport.com/smoking-bum-loaded-pistol-found-concealed-in-louisiana-mans-butt/
https://iotwreport.com/michigan-attorney-general-pleads-with-public-to-stop-telling-her-staff-to-shove-sharpies-up-their-butts/
…now let’s hear THIS guy’s story…
https://youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU
And yet, “I fell/sat on it” continues to be the most likely cause of these things happening.
Walking through the ER and was grabbed by the Chief Trauma surgeon. He pulled me into a room and stuck an x-ray in the viewer and asked “what do you think?” I replied someone took an x-ray with a flashlight on his lap or stuck up his chute. Exasperated, the doc said “No! It’s up there but we are taking bets on whether it’s on or off when we get to it!” Things were so much fun back then in healthcare!
I could have pushed it out from the other end.
Gerbils should be officially renamed Gerebils.
@Gen’l Malaise
Timex: I’t takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
If she wants it to keep ticking, she has to lick it, or find someone else to lick it.