Tread lightly with your puns if you value your sole
Get the one with the 440 V8 – it’s called the Muscle Scholls.
Bootman and Rawbunions
Yes but does it have enough room for the little old lady and all her kids who live in a shoe.
The GBLT moonboots would have us believe that Bootman and Rawbunions are gay. (Thanks LocoBS!)
Hmm. I guess another name for those GBLT moonboots would be fruit boots.
Just after the next president is sworn in to office, he should force Moose & Squirrel to be driven away in the Boot Mobile. The symbolism would be sweet to watch.
But I wonder if Barry would notice. He never seems to be bothered by the insults aimed at him by the world’s thugs just after he kissed their azz in a public ceremony. Followed by doing his victory dance.
Benito, if the Shoe-mobile t-boned the Wiener-mobile, would the headline read, “L. L. Bean Steps On Oscar Mayer’s Dick”?
@Thirdwtin – or the other way around:
Oscar bangs Bean boot with big bologna buggy
UncleAl let’s see. Middle aged never married man takes in young boy and they hang around together wearing tights.
The idea that that might be perceived as gay never crossed your mind?
@JohnS – Naturally it crossed my mind! Or UNnaturally in this case. But all the bulges the two displayed were muscular and not vascular, and their utility belts had all kinds of stuff but no Fleet tubes or AstroGlide bottles, so I gave ’em the benefit of the doubt when others may not have been so understanding or perceptive. (-:
The Laced Crusader!
“Why’d you pull me over, officer?”
“That orthotic you got there is illegal in this state, pal.”
All I can think of is putting the boot up obamas ass. At 50+
429 pound-foot of torque…
WE NEED TO BRING BACK THE OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE AND MAKE IT THE OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL LIMO!
http://media.windingroad.com/autos_db/lists/wienermobile5_jpg_667x667_q100.jpg
But is it Corinthian?
Tread lightly with your puns if you value your sole
Get the one with the 440 V8 – it’s called the Muscle Scholls.
Bootman and Rawbunions
Yes but does it have enough room for the little old lady and all her kids who live in a shoe.
The GBLT moonboots would have us believe that Bootman and Rawbunions are gay. (Thanks LocoBS!)
Hmm. I guess another name for those GBLT moonboots would be fruit boots.
Just after the next president is sworn in to office, he should force Moose & Squirrel to be driven away in the Boot Mobile. The symbolism would be sweet to watch.
But I wonder if Barry would notice. He never seems to be bothered by the insults aimed at him by the world’s thugs just after he kissed their azz in a public ceremony. Followed by doing his victory dance.
Benito, if the Shoe-mobile t-boned the Wiener-mobile, would the headline read, “L. L. Bean Steps On Oscar Mayer’s Dick”?
@Thirdwtin – or the other way around:
Oscar bangs Bean boot with big bologna buggy
UncleAl let’s see. Middle aged never married man takes in young boy and they hang around together wearing tights.
The idea that that might be perceived as gay never crossed your mind?
@JohnS – Naturally it crossed my mind! Or UNnaturally in this case. But all the bulges the two displayed were muscular and not vascular, and their utility belts had all kinds of stuff but no Fleet tubes or AstroGlide bottles, so I gave ’em the benefit of the doubt when others may not have been so understanding or perceptive. (-:
Not for me, thanks, I got steel-toe privilege..