Trio de Janeiro – IOTW Report

Trio de Janeiro

Las tres novias que desafían el modelo de ‘familia tradicional brasileña’

The blushing brides… no grooms.

You get the picture. These three Brazilians are marrying each other, and they’ve already decided who’s going to get the turkey baster so “they” can have kids, damaged, mentally scarred kids.

They also signed documents so they can make medical decisions about each other “in case they get sick.”

Too late. They’re already sick.

And to think, I had three nice boys for them to meet—-> 

 ht/ finai

25 Comments on Trio de Janeiro

  1. They don’t need a turkey baster – if they want a kid, they can adopt me. Sure, I’m a little old – but in today’s world, we shouldn’t let society limit us to restrictive, traditional roles, right? I should also mention that I’m still nursing, and I’m NOT a bottle baby, either.

    Oh, and I still like to sleep with Mommy. Or in this case, Mommies.

    😉

  2. What happens if all three “get” pregnant at the same time? Who rushes who to the hospital? Who helps who out of bed in the morning? Who helps who down stairs and into cars? Who takes who to the doctor for checkups?

    In other words, who does all of the traditional husbandly duties that real husbands are more than happy to do?

    Oh, they’re libtards! All of that care is free because the gov’t is paying for it!

  3. Just cuz the little fishes swim slower as you get older, means you get to throw spawn, more often……one chick is the turkey, one chick is the ham, the last is roast beef….there ya go….a Vietvet club sammich….you bring the special mayo!….

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