Hey! That’s my line! lol
No wonder I love this president.
From Tuesday–>
Pencil Necked Michael Medved Offers Advice To Democrats In Order To Defeat the President in 2020
From Michigan, tonight—>
Here’s my proud catalogue of calling people pencil neck on iOTW.
How dare he call that bug eyed little commie fuck a pencil neck…I’ve never seen his neck! I can’t get passed his BUG EYES!
He looks like a bobble-head who accidentally just shit his pants.
Pencil neck with a needle dick.
(Sorry, I’m in a kick-ass mood.)
The Ghost of Freddy Blassey made me send this…
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said “A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek.”
Mom said, “Sell it to the circus, what the heck.”
Dad said, “Nope, this one’s a pencil neck.
And if there’s one thing lower than a side show freak,
It’s a grit eatin’, scum suckin’, pencil neck geek. ”
You see if you take a pencil that won’t hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
Soon the geeks were poppin’ up all over town.
You couldn’t hardly sneeze without knockin’ one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they’ll do the trick.
One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek’s head into the ground.
So keep the faith ’cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won’t give up ’til the last geek bites the dust.
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes.
It’s gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin’,
Scum suckin’,
Boot lickin’,
Drop kickin’,
Gut grindin’,
Nail bitin’,
Glue sniffin’,
Scab pickin’,
Butt scratchin’,
Egg hatchin’,
Sleezy,
Smelly,
Pepper bellied,
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
This was published in 2011 but I first heard it in 1975 or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row
More like pencil dick.
Get the FBI on this rat.
Bug-eyed BE-otch sounds better… 😎
I first I heard him thank you nearly days of black-and-white television. I believe he used to bend steel beer cans on his fore head
Fred Blassey (and Dr Dimento) had that asshole nailed years ago!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=xQnYfcfoNZg
Shitty Schiff = a one man basket of deplorable
Red Nation Rising posted this on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/RedNationRising/status/1111450367529807872
# Lying Sack of Schiff !
That’s not all POTUS Trump said in MI today. He also called the Russia Hoax and those who continue to beat the drum, “Ridiculous B_ _ _ S_ _ _!” About fell on the floor laughing.
It’s always amusing to see a guilty person scream loudly and point at innocents. Looking at you Adam Schiff-Orbrains. Can we say ‘Projection?’
“Pencil Neck” is more family-friendly than “Fuckin Dirty Dick Head Treasonous Piece of Shit.”
izlamo delenda est …
Holy shit.
I sure do miss the King Biscuit Flower Hour.
It sure was a simpler time back then.