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Trump’s New Hairdo

Trump said before his election that if he won he was open to the possibility that he’d change his iconic hairdo.

Let’s face it. He’s not wearing a toupee, but it is an elaborate apparatus up there that is making the most of what he has. Any new style will have to be for men with thinning hair.

I will be making a new hairdo for him from time to time, and I will keep a collection. I’ll run them all when I have about 5 and maybe we can have a vote.

In the meantime, here’s a hairdo that presumes extreme thinning. Would it be all that bad if he simply threw caution to the wind and showed us his natural pate?

Oh, and I redid his eyebrows, which need to match his new hairstyle.

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45 Comments on Trump’s New Hairdo

  1. No no! Don’t tame the mane! I like him with his lion tresses all whoopsie daisy swept up to this side and that! I don’t think he’s balding exactly- he has fine thin hair and has determined this is the best way to do it for whatever reason. His sister has the same sort of hair.

    I’m sure that Melania would be happy about a new look for him- but just trim around the edges.

  2. Oh wow! I really like it Fur! Why not auction off the rights to cut it with proceeds going to a military charity. For another donation you could buy a souvenir locket! And if you haven’t seen the video of Trump shaving McMahon’s hair, go find it on YouTube.

  3. I’m with you Illustr8r! His hair is the iconic link to his King of the Jungle personality and goes with the New Conservative Party’s logo (no more jackasses and shambling elephants). At first I thought his do was too long, but it is perfect for a man who is refreshingly unconventional in every possible way.

  4. The man has more important things to do now than worry about his hair, take it to a 1/4 inch and keep it there. This do looks good on the man.

    Besides, people pick their presidents based on height not head of hear. Otherwise, we’d of been stuck with Dukakis a few years back.

  5. 99th… I love Patton quotes. ! 🙂

    My first thought was Matt Lauer when I saw Trump’s new head. I like it… but
    I’d miss the Iconic do. Let’s see some other options. 🙂

  6. Tight trim, square back, flat top. Go for it, like a Marine. Fuck their minds up. Send a Christmas Card to Vlad, with love. Just keep the pressure on them. Keep Chris Cuomo, Chris Matthews, and the rest
    of them on their toes. Send flowers to Raul Castro just for the fun of it. Tell them you may want to make New York the Capital again. Trump Tower. Do anything, but keep them busy with bullshit.

  7. On the hair, I just time traveled to a young Terrence Stamp, Billy Budd young, and how Pres Elect DJT was once young and very handsome, longish blondish hair around his face, and his eyes all baby blue and that. He was quite a cutie and grew in handsomeness for many years thereafter. Now, well he doesn’t look bad, that’s for sure. Aging far better than Billy goat Clinton, who does have better hair. But the aging Trump still looks fine. So his hairdo – to change or not to change. That is the question. (me? I dunno)

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