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Dogs Explain the Internet

Saturday, 20 March 2021, 22:00 Claudia Uncategorized 9

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  3. Like some assholes I knew in school…

    Come to think of it, it sounds like some simpering scumbags I new at ABC. All histrionics on e-mail and telephone messages, but when you walk into his or her office it’s all, “Oh, hi, how are you doing?”

    Sam Donaldson did that to me in an elevator at 1717. He barked and I told him something to the effect that he got one warning and would not be a blackguard with impunity.

    He laughed and smacked me on the shoulder and pretended we were good friends for the rest of his time at ABC.

    I think he sensed in whatever way I had an adrenaline dump and somebody was going to be hurt. He was a tall well built dude back then, and I was frankly fearful of my own condition and the fact that I would lose a well paying job at the least, or go to prison at the worst.

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  4. Prisons not that bad.

    Jail is worse.

    In prison you gots lots of time. You’ll get sorted into your “car” (white black hispanic….other) and have automatic playmates. Just stay away from the other “cars” and you’ll come out in much better shape than when you went in.

    Plus, you’ll learn valuable skills…have access to the library… get religion (Jesus Thor Muhammed)…oh, pro tip, you’re gonna’ wanna’ roll with Thor. The Jesus car gets no respect and the Muhammed car pretty cranky 24/7.

    All I’m sayin’ is prisons not that bad if you need to kick Sam Donaldsons ass.

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