Today is Maxine Waters’ 80th birthday, and the tenth anniversary of when her age surpassed her IQ.
Waters released a touching poem she wrote on the Twitters.
Here it is-
Dear Lort, today I am 80
and there’s much resistance I have yet done.
I hope dear Lort, you’ll let me live until I’m 81.
I hope and pray for a wave of blue,
can you let me stay awhile,
until I’m 82?
So many taxes I want to raise,
so many anthems to spend on my knee,
do you think you could manage
to let me see 83?
All the chants I’ve yet to deliver,
all the wigs I’ve yet to wore,
I’d like it very much to live to 84.
And if by then I’m still alive,
then I’d like to say Impeach 45.
In North Crimea they use chopsticks,
Help me Jesus to be 86.
I know, dear Lort, it’s nice in heaven,
But let me be representin’
til I’m 87.
I do like pearls,
especially on a gate,
heaven can wait
I wanna be 88.
I’m not dumb, like some say,
Who be dumb if they can rhyme?
I’ll be chantin’ and rhymin’
at 90.
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idea by mja
*giggle* Better than I thought it would be, Fur! LOL!
Ah, yeah… Happy birthday, Maxine. You saggy bitch.
Maxine, God voted for Trump. Sorry.
Did you happen to catch President Trump’s tweet?
“Happy Birthday to the leader of the Democrat Party, Maxine Waters!”
Gave me a chuckle.
Damien Williams says Happy Birthday, Auntie Maxine!
Happy Birthday to MW and congratulations to MJA! Loved the poem.
Oh Lort, gimme the strengk,
To kick ole Donald’s ass.
And make the wind at my back,
Be my own stinky gas.
Cute!
(I thought the title of the post was “Two Millstones….”
Rats.)
When she stated she turned 80 today, was that IQ or age? If it was her IQ, she graduated from retarded to low bottom rung on the IQ chart.
A quick blue swirl down the bowl to a head stone would be nice milestone.
And here I was hoping it would be a nice stroke or a heart attack.
Happy Birfday Mad Max!
Cue Paul Simon’s “Still Crazy After All These Years”!
Just to be nice:
Happy Birthday to Mad Madam Maxine…
Her age and her IQ are the same number, 80!