Ummm… I Heard the Ice Cream Truck Sold Bombs – IOTW Report

Ummm… I Heard the Ice Cream Truck Sold Bombs

It’s true! Bomb Pops.

Joe Biden just friggin’ winging it, again, making up stories that sound as convincing as Corn Pop.

I truly, truly, hate this man more than any other. He is an absolute evil retard and he’s ascended to the Oval Office. How?

Pact with the devil?

23 Comments on Ummm… I Heard the Ice Cream Truck Sold Bombs

  1. The thing about this guy is, everyone knows he’s lying. He knows, we know it, the media knows it. But him and the media are stupid enough to think we’re buying his bull shit. And he’s proud of it. He is infuriating. Dumbest politician ever.

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  2. “…sooo, we should have a truck that sells AK-47s too?”

    I’m reading those are flooding across the border. Full Auto. His border. Or lack there of. So much for that gun registry they were starting.

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  3. Nah, I’m with Fur on this one, as much as I despise the Keyan Queer there has never been any indication he is a Pedo.

    Joey Shitstain McPerderast is a flaming Pedo. He knew Eva when she was 17 and he was 40 after all, and he just grabbed her tit in front of the entire nation.

    The Pedo is a world class filthy degenerate and I will be thrilled to join the line to piss on his grave.

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  4. Old Joe just unleashed another doozy. It’s all over Twitter right now.

    “Biden wraps up his remarks in Connecticut: “Alright, God save the queen, man.”

    Drag Queen?
    Dairy Queen?
    Queen Elizabeth?

    🤷‍♀️

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  5. Cisco Kid
    AT 6:54 PM
    “Nah, I’m with Fur on this one, as much as I despise the Keyan Queer there has never been any indication he is a Pedo.”

    …true, but were there no Barry there would be no “president” Pedo.

    Pedo Joe would still have existed, but would never have gotten to the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue.

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  6. Terminator:
    The 12-gauge auto-loader.

    Clerk:
    That’s Italian. You can go pump or auto.

    Terminator:
    The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.

    Clerk:
    These are brand new – we just got them in. That’s a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can’t miss. Anything else?

    Terminator:
    Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

    Clerk:
    Hey, just what you see pal.

    Terminator:
    The Uzi nine millimeter.

    Clerk:
    You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?

    Terminator:
    All.

    Clerk:
    I may close early today. There’s a 15 day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now, and you have to fill these out too. [Terminator is loading slugs into the shotgun] You can’t do that.

    Terminator:
    Wrong. [shoots Clerk]

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