Okay, I will do the obvious jokes.
They already have fish and chips.
Bet you can’t eat just one.
What company made them, Lays?
They are ridged, but not sure for whose pleasure.
Test audiences hated their other line of chips – Jizz.
Chazz, a Lithuania-based crisp company, has launched the “first in the world” limited edition “Pu$$y flavor chips,” which were created based on research from around the world that suggests “millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.”
“[The] CHAZZ team is young, bold, and SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, so we took this disastrous trend very personally,” the company’s website reads.
The company also claimed that the crips have a “unique” flavour for “brave” and “free” individuals.
“After tasting it, you will remember your wildest love adventures, your first real love,” the site added.
It also suggests that this can be a humorous gift for “friends,” or be a “gift” for a loved one “to initiate a romantic evening,” or merely a “delight for your taste buds.”
ht/ jerry manderin, of course.
Anyone remember scratch n sniff centerfolds in Hustler magazine?
Eating pussy reminds me of wild hickory nuts.
Natural or artificial flavoring?
Nuts and twigs.
ok, great. some questions – are these flavored based on one woman or is it a conglomerate of several women? were these women remotely attractive or are they akin to RBG, HRC, Rosie O, etc? is the flavor based on women with good hygiene or is there maybe a bit more of a bready flavor, maybe some extra cheese on the taco type influences? seems this product is going to sell like poop flavored lollipops, but some fool will buy them. PT Barnum had it right.
Depends on whose VJ they are modelled after.
Hillary is NOT the same thing as Aniston, get what I’m saying?
I\’m thinking you don\’t want to eat these with guacamole.
Sounds like a creative marketing idea that might pan out.
How about Fish and Shits for the Bisexual crowd?
Something fishy in the Balkins
Also, What about Tranny vs Cis VJ.
That’s a whole mess of Mis-Gendering Crime right there, Eh Caitlyn?
(formerly bruce)
Is there a cherry flavored one?
I don’t know if it means anything, but they’ve got Stacy “Tank” Abrams on retainer.
“Kettle Chips” – seriously?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
“millennials are having 3 times less sex than their parents at the same age.”
Who writes this crap? Do they mean “millennials are having 1/3rd the sex than their parents at the same age.”
That would make sense , or better yet “their parents were having 3 times the sex at the same age.”
Suggested tag line: “Once you get past the smell, you’ve got it half licked!”
I bet Gwyneth Paltrow is kicking herself for not coming up with this idea first.
Very poor name for the chips….Flash to Chaz Bono if you dare…https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/chaz-bono-is-seen-during-an-at-home-photo-shoot-november-4-news-photo/466751209
salt & vagina
And then there is this:
Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women
https://iqfy.com/women-smell-trans-inclusivity/
I just don’t get any pushback any longer when I point out that progs are so filthy and disgusting that people who have lived around the Goddamnded things cannot fully comprehend the degree to which I am referring. You can think of the most filthy and disgusting habits one of the subhuman sonsabitches could engage in and they will meet and surpass that without even breaking a sweat.
The DISCOVERY CHANNEL has a show called HOW IT’S MADE and they ask viewers to send in recommendations…I would, but with my luck Tony R already beat me to it!
^^^ Start with dinner and a movie…
I have a bag of chips sitting on my desk,Lays,i have voluntarily put off eating them.
$10 says the people buying them don’t know what P tastes like.
(Hint: They aren’t all the same. Some are diseased and therefore taste very bad. The inexperienced would never know.)
The experienced wouldn’t go past the sniff phase.
Tony R SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 5:06 PM
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Literally, the same difference.
Please explain if you think otherwise.
Has the Biden and Clinton families ordered a truckload of these?
I dont know .. it’s not necessarily the taste that’s the main attraction for vaginas ..
At least not for me, it isn’t
As for what the main attraction for me is .. I cant exactly put my finger on it
If it smells like fish, it’s a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
it’s like the old joke: what’s having oral sex w/ an older woman taste like?
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…. wait for it ….
…. wait for it ….
Depends
Cape Cod already has an appropriate brand name.
@Dadof4 — You’re absolutely right about variety, and in his famous barker speech in front of the Titty Twister club in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn, Cheech Marin goes into some detail.
If I’m tasting that, I certainly don’t want anything crunchy with it.
@Dadof4
SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 7:28 PM
Tony R SEPTEMBER 22, 2022 AT 5:06 PM
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“Literally, the same difference.
Please explain if you think otherwise.”
It is the same, it is just mathematically and grammatically awkward phrasing. If I had written that sentence in 5th grade, Sister Michael Ann would have smacked my knuckles with her ruler. Probably twice because it was about sex.
I am a far cry from being a prude….BUT….
Good friends are good friends, lovers are lovers and all that they do is strictly between themselves.
Hanging your laundry out for all the world to see is unacceptable, which is EXACTLY what the liberal, demon lefties want.
It’s a Title IX thang.
Because Pickle Chips.
I’ll eat them with a cool Summers Eve
Do they have sour cream flavor?
Asking for a friend…
Is this fresh from the shower pussy or morning after pussy?
Makes a difference.
So unfair! Where are the dick flavored chips?
I just ordered 2 pallets of em!
Huma’s gonna bring over some onion dip – sort of a girl thing.
Oooh! Chips and ‘salsa’