UPI
A Texas zoo is offering jilted lovers the chance to get some Valentine’s Day revenge by naming a cockroach or a rat after their exes before it is fed to a larger animal.
The San Antonio Zoo said scorned lovers can pay $5 to have a cockroach named after their ex before it is served to a larger zoo animal as a meal. More
Why?
Clever way for the zoo to make a few dollars, but they could easily make lots more by naming for a congress critter. I have lower opinion of some of them than my disgust of cockroaches, rats or even former flames.
I was also going to suggest naming them after politicians, but that’s why we have bowel movements.
I am guessing the San Antonio zoo is run by leftist females. They’re all about hate and vindictiveness.
But they think it’s cute
Think pink pussy hat.
They could charge a lot more if they notified the ex with pictures and video in a public place.
Big deal. I fed my ex to the COCKROACHES.
Mmm. kinda tacky.
When the zoo ups the ante and starts up a PPV channel to live stream treasonous politicians, pundits, professors, plutocrats, and socialist media “influencers” being fed to crocodiles, piranha, and sharks, let me know.
Or should that be “dead stream”?