Washington Man Teaches His Dog To Drive

19 Comments on Washington Man Teaches His Dog To Drive

1. Here in Washington we normally don’t get caught for this. A Pit Bull was a bad choice, known for aggressive driving. Most of us prefer Golden Retrievers, or for city driving Border Collies have been pretty reliable.

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2. I have to respectfully disagree with Joe on border collies. I hired a border collie to give me a lift to the corner store and the damn thing took off like a bat outa hell and I only escaped when the car ran out of gas in Northern California three hours later. They are a little hot blooded for my liking. I prefer a nice easy going lab, promise of food Is enough to distract them long enough to bail out if they take a mind to an unintended road trip.

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3. I had a Chesapeake that could putt.

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4. A Great Dane is a reasonable choice for the intimidation that they can cause. Who is going to flip off a Great Dane for not signaling a lane change?

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5. No doubt every dogs dream.

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6. Mongrels can drive anything…..

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7. Well, it was his first lesson so what do you expect?

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8. My old boxer would often jump in the driver’s seat like she was in charge. I always told her no, we are not going to run over every cat and squirrel in the neighborhood! She once got me out if a ticket by giving the state trooper a big kiss. I miss that girl!

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9. Here are some videos that prove dogs can drive.
   https://www.subaru.com/pets/our-videos.html

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10. But can they ride a motorcycle????

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11. Irish Wolfhound they know all the best Pubs.

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12. @dirtball
    https://youtu.be/KR69txTFPjw
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13. I’m guessing that more dogs have been hit and killed by bad human drivers, than humans killed by dogs, but yet humans are allowed to drive. Racism

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14. Dog is a better driver than most of the “humans” commuting to DC.
    I guarantee it.

    izlamo delenda est …

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15. ” Most of us prefer Golden Retrievers, or for city driving Border Collies have been pretty reliable. ”

    THANK GAIA – getting a pooch to pilot my auto will be sooooo much cheaper and easier than being forced to purchase a Gaia-approved small-smart car for $50-70K.

    And the globalists can get the IRS coders to hack my smart car to take for a long drive off a short pier for being late with my tax returns. whew

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16. Word is the man had his head sticking out of the window enjoying the breeze

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17. The smart dogs are the ones who force YOU to drive. Our rescue jumps in when the door is opened and refuses to get out until we take him somewhere.

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18. I taught my pet gerbil to….

19. New category: “Washington Man”.

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