KFI: A movie theater in the suburbs of Seattle, Washington, was evacuated after a package containing a “highly contagious human substance” was mistakenly shipped to the wrong address. The theater manager opened up the box and discovered a yellow liquid inside. He was taken to the hospital as a precaution after some of the liquid splashed on him.
SNIP: The box was marked “highly contagious human substance.”
Why did the manager open the box?
We’re not to smart here in Washington.
He couldn’t resist the inviting smell of piss.
“Unusual Package”?
“highly Contagious Human Substance”?
…huh, I always thought they would be more welcoming of “Michelle” Obama than that…
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Our schools don’t teach much any more, but common sense should be a required class.
Commonsene used be common, now it is rare. This theater fool thought it was lemomade.
“highly contagious human substance”
Wasn’t that a grunge band back in the ’90s?
The whole city is now covered in a “highly contagious human substance.”
I should know. I was born there.
Maybe he thought it was the new secret popcorn sauce cleverly disguised but realized his error after it split on him.
Either way there is a movie in that plot somewhere. All that is missing is a script, 36k for production and Tom Arnold to star as the inept movie house manager who would open a box labeled “highly contagious human substance”.
Here is another outrage from Seattle. The main entrance into the King County Courthouse is being closed because people are being robbed and beaten up just outside the front doors. The Seattle Police have so many trouble spots they can’t keep a presence at the courthouse.
http://komonews.com/news/local/danger-concerns-prompt-judge-to-order-closure-of-king-county-court-entrance-off-3rd-avenue
“……evacuated after a package containing a “highly contagious human substance”
The ‘substance’ was probably ‘common sense’ and ‘love of country’.
When one of my friend pull a prank like that, they usually mark the package BIOHAZARD!!! And it will usually contain some type of alcohol.
Unsusual package?
Whut… did Michelle show up?