When JS sent this I thought it was a parody product, but it’s on Amazon, so it has to be real.
But when I looked them up I got a little distrated. I became fascinated by the Instant Underpants.
It’s underpants in a can, rather than your can in the underpants.
I’m a big fan of the One Wipe Charlies travel packs but this could come in handy in a pinch.
Who/What’s a “Romney”?!
You got distracted at Amazon? I was totally distracted by the yodeling pickle? Which should be mitt’s real nickname.
Romney can’t use the Instant Underpants unless they come in the Temple Garment variety, too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
🙂
You gotta be Shitten Me !
If you are obese how do you wipe your ass ? Do you use ” Shitten’s ”
as an option to a hoseing down ??? How do they do it Seriously ?
He and his buddies at Bain are part of the reason TRU is going under. I know some of you are celebrating the chain’s demise, but when Amazon and shithole Walmart are all that’s left, will the celebration continue?
“Hands up don’t Poop”
@Plantsman:
Those with money get an electric bidet toilet seat. The rest tie a rag to a stick and have a pail of water handy.
Or, as a lady friend of mine who several years ago broke both her wrists in a bad hang gliding landing said, “There are things that, when you can’t do them for yourself, show you who your true friends are.”
Where’s the Romney knife?
Archie Mcphee is a great site for gag gifts.
Check out the bacon section:
https://mcphee.com/collections/bacon-meat
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@Planstman ~ industrial-sized bidet … most every street corner has one!
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/6af838_b8e510d5b6a34596bd6f849e3077eb5d.jpg
1000 GPM wipes off a lot of stink
I was in the Navy, off the coats of V/Nam, the first I saw a pair of magic underwear.
“Gatenby, dude, you’re taking a shower in long underwear?”
So Romney’s new nickname is “Asswipe”? OK
I think the inflatable turkey is a runner-up.
If “Instant Underpants” were also “Edible Britches,” that would truly be disgusting.
So are Shittens for those folks who cannot keep their thumbs on the correct side of the standard butt wipe?
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Uncle Al: Thanks, you learn something new every day when your curious !
Is it gluten free? organic? Biodegradable? Romney can get his magic underwear in a can now?
What if you have to use 1 in each hand? That’s some expensive shit.
“Wipe your butt?”
I don’t get it …….. why would you ….. uhh ….. wipe your butt?
Oh! Jill says thta everybodies don’t poop in th e pool!
Imajin that!
I love going to the Archie McPhee store in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle. The kid in me never grew up and all these gag gifts and items make me laugh. It’s almost worth a trip to Seattle after a visit to Pike Street Market, a Mariners game and for my daughter a trip to IKEA just because we don’t have one in Eastern Wash. or North Idaho. Oh and never forget to empty your pants pockets when you do laundry, I screwed up yesterday and washed my cell phone, now I need a new one. CRUD! Fortunately it was a flip phone, I felt naked at work today without my cell phone.
Shittens😁 just another rino coming in the traitorous senate.