C. Steven and I, and a few others, were tag teaming a leftist bint on Twitter who was regurgitating all of these ridiculous leftist assertions.
I called one of my replies a reButthole, which is an answer to her butthole ideas.
I also said she had cognitive dissoDunce.
C. Steven said he was instaStealing that one. I said, let’s write a book, a compendium of words and phrases to describe leftists and their actions. Hopefully it will become part of the LEXICONservative landscape.
Girgoyle (n) – grotesque leftist girl who stands guard over grotesque leftist ideas.
blabbergasted (v) – the astonished state caused by a leftist’s continual bleating of the same old and busted ideas.
The dumb leftist bint left me blabbergasted.
rebutthole (n) – the smart counter argument a conservative makes for the a typical leftist butthole idea.
ASSertion (n)- an idiotic and false leftist claim.
dissodunce (n) – a leftist holding, simultaneously, two ideas which, together, undermines their premise.
Donald Trump did not want to win the presidential election.
Donald Trump colluded with the Russians in order to win the presidential election.
dissidunce (n) – a leftist protesting against a constitutional founding principle.
Offer your submissions in the comments.
Abdictate – when a leftist gives up his power.
Trump’s inauguration is the day Obama will abdictate his throne.
Pooraplegic: a lefty who is poor but refuses to work because of ‘disabilities’ such as triggers and racism.
Redistributt(v) Forcing others to work for you and to have their complaints shoved up…
Willy-nilly
The casual way a leftist will administer hormone blockers to a young male child who says he’s a girl.
Basementalism- the state of mind which hinders an adult from leaving a parent or guardian’s basement.
Triggernometry: A formula from which all ‘triggers’ are developed.
Criminal neglivents –
When a leftist goes on social media and angrily incites violence against conservatives, calls for the assassination of a right-wing president, holds up pictures of severed heads.
Bipartistan: A siren’s public call to a region of never-ending doom. Retreat and defeat should never be an option.
Nigelism: English leftist assertion about what’s wrong with America/Americans.
Progressive – Liberal who pirouettes 180 degrees and marches backwards.
lymph- the phenomenon in which male leftists actually walk with a lisp.
See Cocoa Boy.
Bombspastic – the reaction by progtards to a Trump tweet where they claim it will lead to nuclear war
I think there’s money in this. I bet it would do pretty well on Amazon and elsewhere.
admenstruation: when NFL advertisers bleed money because of lost viewers
Nationail Shecurity: Because trannying up identification papers provides better security against state and non-state actors 24/7.
Blackbury –
when leftists destroy digital evidence of their crimes
Cigar-ette
The recipient of a Bill Clinton tobacco dildo.
Gore- illa tactics:
Threats and violence against persons and organizations who do not believe in global warming or climate change.
Islami ~ the deli that closed down because they refused to sell pork products
Islamic errorist (n) – a Lefty politician who still believes Islam is a religion of peace.
Drag addict-
Parent who can’t stop forcing LGBTQ culture onto their innocent child.
Instead of peer pressure, peer ignorance.
Blart (n) Feminist art made with body fluids.
I have pantented mine yet Fur 😉
Harrydashery-
The speed of which Harry Reid left the senate after he had an “exercise band accident.”
“Henpeckered”
Any time a leftist pundit continually filibusters in a televised debate with a conservative because they know they are losing the argument.
Flarts -(n) Curriculum of feminist liberal arts.
(TY illustr8r)
Persister- (n) A post menopausal liberal woman who idolizes Elizabeth Warren.
Eminem domain – expropriate public property and run it into the ground with rap and hip hop culture.
DEMeme-
When it’s okay for dems to body shame or make fun of disabilities, etc, because the victim is right-wing.
Dievercity: Leaving common sense at the border in order to fill a mandated box.
Beta-Carradine – a wimpy leftist jerkoff with limited brain function.
Stumptownie (n) an elitist resident of Portland, Oregon.
“Liberalingus”
Any time a liberal french kisses Barack Obama’s ass.
calclueless – the inability of leftists to perform the most simple math regarding economics (or anything else)
Toolerance: a device used to anchor positions which cannot rationally exist. Eg. “I’m going to use this toolerance to justify my decision to identify as a donkey and avoid an argument based on facts or logic.”
“Negcauclamation”
Any pronouncement,screed,demand,bitch or gripe etc, emanating from a member or members of the Congressional Black Caucus.
Progressive tax system – The rich pay their fair share and the rest pay nothing or less.
Polidicks – Elected officials who talk a good game but never really score.
“Trey Gowdy is just another polidick.”
Proggat – Progressive faggot
Feminitwit- An individual, (usually feminists, Antifa, Pajama Boys, etc.) who believes just because women are in leadership, there will be no corruption or sexual abuse.
Here is a real one with augmentation…”Hoplophobia” should now be defined as the irrational fear of the Second Amendment and armed Americans coupled with a visceral aversion to learning anything about firearms, their technology and operation, or the laws surrounding their acquisition and use.
See “Ignorance is bliss”
Hersterigal – What a feminazi becomes when you trigger her by calling her a “gal”.
Tenderloons – compassionate conservatives.
Dunceocrats – self explanatory.
lysdexia. When liberals see everything ass-backwards
Democrit: a politician who claims to be concerned about the poor and the disadvantaged, but chooses instead to use the system for their own profit. See “Warren, Elizabeth; Franken, Al; Schumer, Chuck; Clinton, Bill, Hillary and Chelsea.”
Rightsmacked – When an idiot progressive or leftist reaches the same conclusions as a conservative during a debate. Usually happens unintentionally.
LibTard – A person or one who once was a person, who believes backward is forward unless you spin with a mirror !
OBummer – A Gay male who wields more power than his wisdom allows.
MusTard – A Swarthy insect ridden Half Man Half Animal, Who blindly follow a False Book to the Brink of Disaster.
Ashkenozzle; Ashkenozzle Problem
Situation where psychopathic, hyper-achieving Jewish liberal men expose their penises at the drop of a hat to compensate for childhood feelings of physical inadequacy
Progmatic; opposite of pragmatic, black is white, up is down,etc.
Progmatist; a pseudo-intellectual fascism-prone elitist; (n);ASSHOLE
Gramsci given rights
Nonconstitutional rights, such as the right to force Evangelicals to pay for your abortion, granted to citizens of post-America by Gramsci-influenced judges and legal scholars
Pravdavian
Copying the policy of Pravda of pretending to be reporting facts while actually serving as the party organ for a certain party
Izvestuous — similar to Pravdavian, while emphasizing the incestuous links between the media and the Democratic party
Snitpuss; to whine loudly and incessantly….applies to self professed “liberals”, elitists, democrats, rhinos, and obama era “college students” …and most “journalists”
Hussein Asylum
Any organization eaten up by CAIR-ish Pro-Islamic PC drivel
Hoot n ninny- A gathering of liberals.
Mannkampf, Nadzkrieg
Feminists total war on men
Pro Magnum Man
Knuckle dragging proto-American who just wont be reasonable about the 2nd Amendment
Mental detardation
The slow process of shedding proggressive conditioning and becoming a conservative
Pretarded
The Tabla Intarda … the preschool human mind before being subjected to progressive conditioning
Entardment, Child Entardiment
The criminal act of subjecting captive child audiences to proggressive conditioning in schools
Koolaidoscope
A device that reshapes all known realities to fit proggressive narratives.
“When viewed thru the koolaidoscope of CNN …”
Mandate of Selma
Proggressive’s version China’s “Mandate of Heaven.”
genderous (adj) :
Liberal in contributing tax money to sex reassignment surgery and the like; a genderous gift of hormone treatments.
To provide genderous governmental financial assistance to those indentifying between male and female and vice versa, by changing once exclusive institutions such as Boy Scouts into an all inclusive People Scouts, as well as reformatting signage in all public restrooms.
A genderous fine/penalty that’s levied against anyone addressing an individual, in trasnsition or sexually identifying contrary to their actual birth designation.
Crapalist – Crapalism: reporter and reporting on CNN.
Dilly Dilly pass me another Bud while I read the IOTW Report.
Blaxican: anyone who isn’t white.
Binted (In place of bunted or punted)
“Her argument was lame – so she binted”
Borg of Education
Educational hive mind that seeks to assimilate all school age children into the SJW collective
Islamophrenia
Counter to Islamophobia — Unwillingness to face the truth of the violent and supremacist tendencies of Islam
(See also muslophrenic; musloid)
Twenty First Century Musloid Man
Anyone who ties to quash debate with “Islamophobia”
What’s new, Pussyhat?
An endearing way to greet your 300 lb, blue haired feminist neighbor
Won’t See Span
The MSM network that provides in depth coverage of such topics as the unrest in Iran, Trump’s foreign policy triumphs, surge in the Dow, etc
AntiRa
In the same way that Antifa is a fascist movement that is opposed to non-existent fascism, this is the anti-racist movement that is vastly more racist than the non-existent racism it claims to be fighting.
That previous entry is important. We need a word to capture the schizophrenia at the heart of modern liberalism ….. a bigoted, hateful accusation of another person’s non-existent bigotry
If this fantastic conceit gets exploded, the whole deranged hypocritical edifice of modern proggresivism fails. So if not this word, then SOME word
I saw this yesterday but can’t recall the source:
Pretendian – a politician who fakes ancestry in order to advance her career (i.e. Elizabeth Warren)
I’m pretty sure Michelle Malkin coined that one – bfh
Algorerithm – A formula that doesn’t work such as the one used by the CDC to determine that any Conservative policy will cost money and any Leftist policy will save billions.
Ignoranus – Stupid asshole. Dumbass.
Openmindlessness – A pretense of being open to new ideas while harboring idiotic rigidities.
Obamacon: Any statement made in a prissy, condescending tone that scolds the recipient for having the temerity to hold Traditional Values
Barryum: A base mineral of a particularly weak atomic structure. Folds easily, breaks under the slightest pressure, has no commercial value other than ship’s ballast, or for use in cereal filler in chicken food
Coast Strip One
The Orwellian nation that stretches 1300 mi from Vancouver to San Diego, and goes from the Coast to about 50 miles inland
Clintonite: A base metal known as the Janus Mineral for it’s ability to display two opposingly different values at the same time.
Has no commercial use due to it’s failure to hold shape
Use is generally avoided due to the unpleasant sounds it makes when worked.
Michellibrium: State of having both Male and Female mannerisms
The Borg Area
New capital of Coast Strip One, formerly known as “The Bay Area”; includes Silicomm Valley
Trumpicatiousness: Ability to get things done while surrounded by worthless shits.
The Twatterverse
The part of Twitter overtaken by SJW females and their beta male bootlicks
Magna Cartell:
A law which stops illegals and gang members from being imprisoned, and allows them to destroy anything religious.
Mahernity Ward
Section of a lunatic asylum used to treat people who actually think Bill Maher is funny
(Oldie but goodie)
Islavophobia
Overblown fear of Russian influence on the 2016 election
Intaxicated (from Chalupa, I think)
Hooked on spending other people’s money
Newsheimers (n)
An imaginary affliction suffered by journalists, reporters and mainstream media outlets to forget about things they’ve written or published in the past that contradicts or disproves articles that they have written at a later date.
We’ve done this twice before, you know
There is still a record of the January 2010 effort at The Peoples Cube. Search “thepeoplescube neologisms” and you’ll see it. Oleg posted the iotw results starting 12 posts down. There are a small percentage that would still work in 2018 (Damn, has it been EIGHT years since we did that)
Good one, Whatsyourname!!
Although I would suggest making it more specific to our enemy by calling it “Libzheimer’s” or “Proggzheimer’s”
Libberish – self-explanatory
Psycho Analosis
A branch of Psychology that stipulates that a man who built an enormous real estate and media empire is mentally unfit to be President, but that a man who was abandoned by his mother at age 12 and who wrote a poem about being molested was
Conduct Unbeclowning
Whenever a liberal engages you in a discussion that emphasizes respect for objective facts, principles of reason and respect for your point of view, he is said to be engaging in “Conduct Unbeclowning of a Proggressive”
Qbtusplain
Explaining how something works without a smidgen of knowledge, self-doubt or self-awareness.
Apparatchicks – leftist women.
Glad you saw this, Chalupa. I was worried we wouldn’t have your input
Sovlant – Liberals afflicted bu this malady try to express solutions for non-existing problems.
Pressbytearians – driven to tears by fake news.
Hi Lennie !! Wracking my brains to remember our old IOTW Dictionary submissions.
Presstitute – leftist media whore.
Goregonzola – global warming believer that’s really just full of cheese.
Dhimmiwit – leftist muzzie apologist.
New Borg* City
Capital of New Lib-land, the East Coast Progg-topia
*(“Borg” is a metaphor may not resonate much with us, but it certainly does for Millenials and Gen-Xers. I see “Borg” attached to everything — Faceborg, femborg …)
Sorosians – sore losers that don’t even realize that they’re playing into this guy’s hands.
Aunt Queefas – Pussy hat wearing leftist lady protestors.
misscussion: a one sided debate with a feminist in which x?e tells you it’s correct viewpoint and your heteronormative incorrect one without pausing to actually hear what you have to say
The Resistables – leftist dummies that will resist Trump now matter how great he makes America.
Basementals – liberal nuts banished to mom’s basement because all of the mental hospitals are closed.
The Gore-an
Antiquated sacred scriptures of the climate change cult
Near Mrs. – leftists that can’t figure out which gender they are.
Gore-inthians
Devoted, glassy eyed adherents to the preachings of St Al
Blue Genes – leftist DNA that magically transforms to whatever the leftist wants to be identified as.
Girthers – leftists that squeal about other people’s inadequacies while ignoring their own.
Al Shrewnah and al Haqueef
The sacred scriptures of the man-hating radical feminists and their castrati, Pajama Boy partners
Trumpette’s Syndrome
Proggological disorder that causes libs to suddenly spew forth with obviously and laughably false statements about Trump … Trump is anti-Semitic, Trump is fascist, Trump is stupid
Hyposnit- A person complaining about the sty in your eye, while ignoring the plank in theirs. ‘The white professor is having a hyposnit telling me about my white privilege.’
Correctums – leftists that stick with political correctness no matter how wrong they are.
DART – Democrat old Fart.
Syn – Pelosi / Reed / Kennedy’s a dead Dart !
Twinkidom-College
Sh*tspittle- Lib talking over their opponent in a debate.
Jitter points-the ability to change the subject spewing “talking points” of a whole nother topic.
Libidiot – pretty much any liberal
Asshat – (n) like a pussy hat but it puts liberals’ heads in a more realistic place
Can also be used as an adjective to describe a libidiot
Asshattery (Adjective) leftist behavior
@callmelennie, I’ve been saying for years now that the left is the Borg!
Circumstance – the position a Muslim assumes in order to perform a clitoridectomy
Sarchasm – the distance between a perfectly crafted witticism and how far it goes over a lefty’s head.
Negroaner – The latest ridiculous claim of racism.
“Have you heard the latest negroaner? White Christmas is racist.”
Typochondriac – a leftist easily trolled by fake news and goofy words like covfefe.
@beachmom
Most of us here are boomers, and so we might not be aware of who The Borg are, as we didn’t watch “Star Trek: The Next Generation.” It really was a Gen X and Millenial show
So some of us won’t understand how perfect a metaphor “The Borg” is for the Left. Moreover, we need to be thinking in terms of turning people in this cohort to our side. Shouldn’t that be the point of all this?
Ungoodwhites
What we are to the Left, stated in Orwellian terms
Hildabeast = An intoxicated, corrupt, bitter creature that emerges in the End Times as a minion of Satan to attack good people (i.e. real Americans).
What’s gnu, Hildabeast?
How future jailers of Hillary Clinton will greet her when she wakes up every morning
Had to update my entry following an avoidable misscussion last night …
misscussion (1) : a one sided debate with a feminist in which x?e tells you it’s correct viewpoint and your heteronormative incorrect one without pausing to actually listen to what you have to say
misscussion (2) : resultant cranial damage after repeatedly slamming ones head following a conversation with a feminist
missgust, missgusted : the emotion one feels after having suffered a misscussion