Dee sent this in. It’s that wacky funeral parlor in New Orleans, again, where they have these freaky wakes.
On another note. The video I chose to link is one of those weirdo robot voice generated news stories.
AllTooMuch sent me an email a few days ago and said – “you think those robot voice videos are weird? Check it out in French.”
Imagine the wake they would do if something happened to Stormy Daniels?
Sign me up for one of these, soon.
@John McCain’s Tumor: I think a scene from being a POW would work.
Ohhhhh dear.
We need to see the Redneck version of this. Duct-taped Lazy-boy with remote in one hand, Busch beer in the other. Tank top and a CAT hat with cargo short for bottoms while wearing flip-flops. Jalapeno Cheetos with a side of queso cheese dip on the table with a coupon section of the local paper and recent free magazine from local strip club. NASCAR on the TV (still using rabbit ears with digital converter box).
That’s macabre, depressing and a little funny. Sadly, another statistical result.
anyone remember the funeral & wake for Chocolate George?
Put pulleys on the ceiling with some strong fishing line. That would really be fun.
WHY AM I NOT SAD?? I THINK I’M NUMB!!
“Every man dies. Not every man really lives.” – William Wallace
When I die, I want to be cremated and my ashes blended with steel and made into the heavy chromed rocket hood ornament for a 1949 Oldsmobile 88.
Thank goodness his hobby wasn’t strip joints. Imagine how expensive that would be.
I feel cheated. Where I come from we’re only offered 2 options… top opened or closed.
I want my corpse to be filled with crab meat. As part of the buffet.
This was all the rage in the Victorian period.
At the wake, his Momma was heard to observe that he only moved and talked slightly less than he did when he was alive, plus she didn’t have to keep bringing him more Doritos and refilling his drank.
🙂
(OK – all kidding aside, R.I.P. Renard – and I hope they catch your killers.)
I was gonna’ make jokes…. but this kid had a sad, solitary life.
It’s a good thing his friend’s like’d Him, he could have been in a Tu-tu with a Dildo in hand.
The robo voice said he was a homebody who only recently started venturing out
This post reminded me to tell you all that Jim made it to our 40th on the 8th. I wasn’t sure he would but he’s still here.