Remember when we were the “Ugly Americans,” the embarrassment of liberals when we went abroad because we didn’t know which fork was for the salad? Ya, well….
To Protect Illegals from Deportation, Denver Decriminalizes Pooping on the Pavement.
Denver, Colorado has a larger illegal migrant population than Philadelphia and San Francisco, which is probably why the progressive sanctuary city was inspired to embrace a global mindset and allow illegals to reminisce about home-and-hearth by dropping their draws and crouching on the footpath outside of Starbucks.
Instead of raising the standard, Denver city leaders lowered the bar and opened their minds by allowing destitute illegal immigrants to open their bowels on the sidewalk. The result of this particular progressive legislation is that another American city is being turned into the type of feces-strewn sewer those on the left incessantly argue Americans are responsible to help illegal immigrants escape.
Can you say..wait for it……Shithole.
Open defecation. Legalized pot. Guaranteed minimum income. Might be a recipe for lifetime infancy, but improved with voting rights. Oh well.
Here’s an excellent question, and an idea for a Trump proposal to the compassionate, humanitarian Democrat Party:
http://tinyurl.com/y8ejh9nt
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h/t Anodtothegods
There is no living with or getting along with the left. The are hell bent on reaching peak insanity. Unfortunately we either continue to give in or there has to be bloodshed. We are passed settling things with talk so it’s just a question of when.
Give me a partner as a shield. I could shit in front of a starsucks coffee doorway. 😘
As long as they limit to starbucks I’m ok with it.
AHHHHHHHHHH…
The ol’ “Denver Deuce On The Sidewalk” trick!
our liberal friends have now reached “peak insanity”
this is how third world shit holes became third world shit holes. shitting in the streets.
cholera any one ?
john crapper and peter toilet paper is rolling in his grave.
does our esteemed federal cdc have anything to say about this ?
what about our epa ?
greenpeace ?
no fed voice against this dumping of raw sewage in our pristine environment ?
Meanwhile in Florida
http://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Former-congresswoman-expected-to-begin-federal-sentence-Monday-471613924.html
Go Gatas Corine Brown locked up.
Do you think any normal white person other than drunks or stoners etc. would shit on the sidewalk? I’ve only been to Denver once and that was the airport and now I’m not going there ever. Does the lack of oxygen being the Mile High City cause them to have shit for brains?
What’s next? Restaurant Health Inspections is my guess. Those grades in the window are pretty damned judgmental. And you never know if that inspector is really an ICE agent. Now go enjoy that kimchi fusion food truck burrito.
R: Make America Great Again
D: Make America A Shithole
Because it’s everyone’s right to live in a sh!thole.
Democraps: The party of decriminalized dumping
Is it still against the law to let your dog poop on the sidewalk without cleaning it up?
So to protect Illegal Aliens from Shithole countries, they will turn Denver into a Shithole? Soon those Illegal Aliens will feel right at home. Maybe San Diego should send them some tips on how to deal with Diseases from Shithole countries.
Things to do in Denver while defecating….A Crappy remake.
Cholera. Typhoid. You’d think the massive tourism and convention industry in Denver would act to protect their own rice bowls.
The Left destroys everything it touches.
A good outbreak of Cholera in a modern Blue sanctuary city would really make Trump’s case to the Independent Undecideds in the middle.
MAGA 2018.
Dreamers and Dumpers. The liberal paradise..
The 16th Street mall has been a shithole since they legalized pot, this just makes it official.
We will be Yosemitized: Vehicular B&E will be a crime of the past very soon, and it will be replaced by a fine on you for leaving stuff in your car which might temp your average illegal.
time for mass scavenging just like back home, sorry if it was your business I need food and clothing for my family maybe something I can sell or trade as some places are to dangerous to risk scavenging from.
http://www.9news.com/article/news/crime/certain-crimes-will-now-have-lighter-sentences-in-denver/442367895
Both the article headline paragraph and the news report mention urination but not defecation. Would seem like the kind people of Denver can’t handle the shit but are going to have to step in it.
Last time I was in LODO I saw a box full of human poop on the corner. So now no box required?!
So, the cure for The Holy Mother State, Who sees all, knows better than all, and must be obeyed, is local busybodies who regulate all, shake down all, and must be obeyed? Well, alrighty then.
Operation Defecation.
Where is the Porta-Potty lobby when you need it?
Round o’ birdshot in the ass of each offender, EACH time, should clean Denver up in about a week! 😀