American Thinker: Recently, while visiting India’s ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century Jahaz Mahal. It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort descended the stone stairs like the mother of a bride being ushered to the head table.
The former first lady’s unsuccessful effort to steady herself was remedied by a white male escort who likely convinced his wife to vote for Trump.
In any case, looking as if she had slipped on a banana peel, three quarters of the way down the staircase, the failed presidential candidate unintentionally headed into a yoga straddle split with one leg entirely in midair.
That’s when a second white male escort, wearing a matching straw hat, hurried to the side of the portly politician. Attempting to help the men steer her carefully onto terra firma, Hillary kicked off her orthopedic sandals and tried to grip the stone with her gecko toes.
It’s horrible to say, but at 71 years old, Hillary should avoid sudden jerking motions, because lurching forward, backward, or side-to-side often results in incontinence issues for senior citizens with aging bladders. So, after the stair incident, it’s not surprising that Miss Hillary thought it would be wise for everyone involved if she avoided the hot sun and instead slipped out of her white capris and soaked for a spell in a bath at the Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur.
Hillary, who broke her toe in London last year, has proven that elderly pear-shaped women do lose their balance, slip, and fall. more here
Seems she’s quite defloorable
Is anyone keeping a running total of all the accidents and illnesses of Her Thighness over the last 10 years? Should be amusing.
If she would admit she has an affliction then none of this would be in print, Americans are largely empathetic people who would Back off.
Impressive use of links!
She was caught in a rat trap.
The bone in her wrist cracked from giving America the backhand too often.
Someone needs to arrange for her to tour a wood chipper factory.
She’s a hundred Millionare and she keeps going, injuring herself, getting humilliated and looking beaten down. What debt does Hillary owe ?
Why don’t youse guyes stop phucken with the poor old woman?
Ya know she’s Phucked? But then again, keep her on TV with Pelosi. How can we lose? That thought is so un-Christian. I’m ashamed for even bringing it up.
Every time she talk about people or trump she get hurts. She is in India with Huma the girl friend. 🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🧕🐪🐪🐪
I heard she broke it while patting herself on her own back after managing to insult everything white and male in America.
Being that Pelosi is a devout Catholic who supports Planned Parenthood and is Pro choice, perhaps we should support her trip to Lourdes. Just thinkin.’ Maybe. Don’t know.
This woman, if I can call her one, is truly the epitome of fakeness.
I bet ol’ Bubba was sitting at home watching her latest fiasco on tv. A scotch in one hand, a big Cuban (cigar) in the other and an illegal “cleaning lady” in a skimpy French maid outfit nearby bending over, when he said; That woman will never learn. Then he chuckled and told the maid to come closer and polish something else.
I’ve never been a fan of Willie, but that ol’ pervert is 1k more likeable than Hildabeast. What’s even more disturbing, she fails so miserably because she’s simply evil, yet she hasn’t a clue.
Hillary Clinton’s shit doesn’t stink, she will tell everyone that until the day she dies.
She belongs in a jail full of staircases, filled with Escher art!
SHe’s falling and she can’t shut up!
It was probably something as simple as Huma crossed her legs!
Slipped in the bathtub, my ass. She was bound to break that wrist sooner or later after twisting the truth so much.
Perfect material for Saturday Night Live.
Except I have Belushi, Chase, Jane Curtain, et al. doing it, and that ain’t gonna happen.
I dunno butt it probably had something to do with that woman from the New York Times who was talking about a little ‘Obama statue’ she claims to carry around in her uh, uh, uh, PURSE. Yeah. That’s what she said. Purse. Hillary tried to put it in or take it out and wound up with a broken wrist?
Snotty, sarcastic and hilarious. Just the way I like it.
With that broken toe last Oct. and now a broken wrist; had she been elected Prez she’d probably spend half her term in Bethesda Naval Hospital with Tim Kaine as the “errand boy” pres.
It was the Russians!
She poked and she stroked till her wrist got numb, but she just couldn’t make that dynamo hum.
Just couldn’t do it.
I heard she was in an arm wrestling contest and lost.
ONCE IN A WHILE YOU MAY FALL, BUT IT’S ALL IN THE GAME.
She came in second again.
Cocky Justin Trudeau just did the Make a Fool of Myself India tour.
The only first this bitch has ever been is first lady, if you don’t count interns.
Stayed with Bill, ambition over dignity, how did that turn out Hill?
Good thing they named her after Sir Edmund Hillary and not Mikhail Baryshnikov.
Maybe Dr. Drew Pinskey could weigh-in on this. Whatever became of him anyway?
She probably demanded a pint, and then as she tried to lift it to her crusted lips, her wrist cracked.
Busted it cranking one off.
What?
I don’t know how she broke her wrist.
Seems a shame it wasn’t her neck…
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Her brain is a broken, twisted mess. Anything else broken on her body goes with the territory and evidence of evil incarcerate.