This millipede does. Name illacme tobini, after cave biologist Ben Tobin, it is a new species discovered in a Sequoia National Park cave. Considered one of the leggiest creatures ever found, the animal has body parts of unknown function.
I think they missed a chance for a more memorable scientific name, like bimbi dickus.
I was going to say the RNC
“In conclusion, the authors note that by exploring our world and documenting the biodiversity of this planet we can prevent anonymous extinction, a process in which a species goes extinct before we know of its role in the ecosystem, potential benefit to humanity, or its beauty”. No mention of how many they may have stepped on and squished while clopmping around the dark cave.
The worm inside HRC
Sounds like another government excuse to regulate activity and enforce eminent domain. But first they will probably try to have sex with it.
I was going to say “the front row at a Willie Nelson concert”, but that has 100 feet and two teeth.
I guessed congress. Oh well, close, except the body of has a lot fewer penises and mostly consists of dickheads. (Radical, loco women included).
“..anonymous extinction, a process in which a species goes extinct before we know of its role in the ecosystem, potential benefit to humanity, or its beauty”
Wait.. Beauty is subjective, benefit to humanity is a moving target any day, and if it goes extinct before it’s known, I’d say that’s a statement by Mother Nature herself. Next.
Apparently they’re on a migration run around here. I’ve seen about 10 of them the past day on the garage floor. They’re wandering around looking for something but unable to find it in the garage. Yeah buddy, you’re headed for a pile of metal chips, I don’t think you’re going to like that kind!
I’ll probably be sweeping their coiled up, dried out carcasses in a few weeks.
Sounds like just about any gov’t program I’ve ever seen.
Well, they he have 4 penises, but they are very tiny penises.
Four penises and only one zipper.
Sounds like a Clinton bug.