It seems the president’s at fault for anything bad that happens to a leftist. Fake a hate crime? Well, when you really look at it, it’s Trump’s fault. Have a heat attack, Trump’s fault. Lead in Flint’s water, Trump’s fault. Floods in Nebraska, you guessed it, all because of the Donald. More
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Donald Trump ate my homework!
Donald Trump made me fat.
Thank God for Viagra because DJT made me Erectile Deficient.
Notice he would have to be omnipotent and omnipresent for this to be true. What is the left trying to say?
Trump sank the Titanic!
DJT made me contribute to global warming while in bed and fan the covers over my GF.
Donald J Trump: The most powerful man in the Universe!
Funny how Trump is accused of causing the problems in Venezuela because of his imperialistic interference, but is also weak because the Russians are in Venezuela.
Donald Trump is why Ruth Bader Ginsburg died.
What? Too soon?
Donald Trump is waaay behind with the weeding and fertilizing here at casa PHenry. He’d best hurry up or I’ll have to do it again myself this year. And then Elizabeth Warren will say. You didn’t weed that.
President Trump Shampoo is why Joe Biden perv-sniffs women’s hair…
President Trump’s last second three-pointer at the buzzer is why Duke just lost in the Elite Eight. 🙂
Just the Democrat playbook rules going back decades,,,
Trump is the reason my dog is giving me the stink eye.
Trump was the man in the grassy knoll. He was given the gun by a young Vladimir Putin, so the collusion goes WAAAAY back…/s
How much time do we get??
President Trump is the Greatest Man in the Known World
He feels no pain.
He once ate a whole deer at one sitting.
He can see clearly for two miles unaided by any lens
He can hold his breath for ten minutes
He knows all the Latin names for every animal that has ever existed
He has bested a man from every race on the planet in physical combat; including a pygmy African, and a rare, Deepwater Jew.
Chuck Norris is on his best behavior around him.
Robert Conrad fears his hearty handclasp
He wins at Rock Paper Scissors, every time. Against all comers.
He is bored with Jazz chord substitution
He thinks calculus is a trite pastime
Trump is Vaders father.
If Donald Trump has that much sway over so much of everyone’s life, I’d say he must be very GOD like.
“….and a rare, Deepwater Jew.”
Hard to get tired of a website that consistently produces so many gems.
Fuggin’ high fives all around.
It doubles as the best band name evah!
TWIN ARROWS CASINO AND RESORT IS PROUD TO PRESENT ONE NIGHT ONLY WITH
DEEPWATER JEW.
Hell, I’d pay to see that show.
You know what’s his fault? -Success!