What Should Kamala’s Secret Service Name Be?

142 Comments on What Should Kamala’s Secret Service Name Be?

1. Douchebag.

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2. Pole Smoker.

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3. Hose Queen.

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4. Balls Deep

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5. Not Black

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6. Helmet buffer.

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7. spurmburper

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8. Moody Blues

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9. “Moody Blues”

   Because she sucks? I’m with ya.

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10. Unburden

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11. Space

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12. Deep Throat

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13. @Brad,
    and nobody knows how she got there.

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14. Venn

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15. Dickless Mooch

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16. BLOTUS

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17. The Gargler

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18. Shenzi

    It’s the name of one of the hyenas in The Lion King

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19. Heeler

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20. Stupid Spoiled Whore, of course.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhTM9x7RdI

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21. Cum Bucket.

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22. Black Betty BamBalam or
    Black Betty Kambalam
    Song by Ram Jam
    You have your pick.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

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23. Tonsil Ticklers

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24. Manly Obama!

25. Kamalawaladingdong

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26. I’m going to resurrect Klammy the Kackling Kommie Kunt 🙂

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27. Was ‘Ho” already taken?

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28. Klamidia…

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29. Cameltoe

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30. Pullherears…

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31. Smarmy Saddler

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32. She who lopes the mule…

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33. Chikin choker…

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34. Kneepads

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35. Pearl necklace…or Pearl jam…

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36. Sausage Muffin [Willie Brown Special]

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37. Heels up…

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38. Kneepads

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39. Lobster Bib

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40. cums to heel…

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41. Pearl Necklace

42. Swallow…

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43. Hawk Tuah

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44. slurp

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45. Token

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46. Call her anything but President…

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47. What happened to Knob Gobbler?

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48. Slut 1

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49. Snapcrotch

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50. Unqualified

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51. Electrolux

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52. Can we re-use Deep Throat?

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53. shop-vac

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54. Hot Lips

55. Whorey McWhoreface

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56. Scrotum (cause she hangs with dicks)

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57. The Vaginator

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58. Jezebel

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59. Bravo Juliet

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60. Lo Wang

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61. I would also suggest Ho but will admit it would be chaotic during the Christmas season.

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62. Poontang

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63. Facial Wart

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64. Short timer.

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65. CumAllah Harass

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66. BJ

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67. HUH (Heels-Up Harris)

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68. Nuthin sucks like an Electro-Lux unless its a Kirby.
    Is there a Hoover in the house?

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69. The All-Day Sucker

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70. The Good Ship Lolipop

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71. cheatle dumb

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72. Snap Cackle And Pop

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73. Cum Giggler

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74. Downtown On Willie Brown

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75. Hoe-Tus

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76. Jamaica Hookah

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77. 2Dollaho

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78. Yellow Short Bus works for me.

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79. Public Cervix

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80. Chlamydia

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81. Spread Eagle

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82. The Sausage Grinder

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83. LuvULongtime…

    RingDangDoo..https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ring+dang+doo+song&t=osx&iax=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIu3gx5p1h5o&ia=videos

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84. coconut

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85. Meat Garage

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86. Mouth Organ

    The Flautist

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87. Kamala Toe

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88. Juicy Beaver

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89. ^^^^^
    Bro, in some circles that’s a compliment, how about Calloused Beaver?
    LOL

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90. Imposter

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91. Dunce

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92. Juicy?
    How bout Dusty Beaver.
    She’s 60 for cryin outloud!

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93. Knee Pad Kameltoes

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94. Squaw. After all she is Indian.

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95. @Brad, @Harry — Understood and agreed. When I wrote that I was thinking more along the lines of gleet.

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96. Cackler

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97. “How bout Dusty Beaver.”
    LMFAO, That sounds like an old Fess Parker movie.

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98. Uncle Al

    I got a lot of laughs out of this thread. To funny.

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99. Alpha Wog

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100. @Brad, at times like these I get the biggest kick out of CRUDE AND RUDE!

     Next code name: LOCOMOTIVE

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101. aircubed
     WEDNESDAY, 24 JULY 2024, 18:15 AT 6:15 PM
     “@Brad,
     and nobody knows how she got there.”

     I know how she got there, so does a LOT of other guys.

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102. Brad
     WEDNESDAY, 24 JULY 2024, 21:29 AT 9:29 PM
     “Squaw. After all she is Indian.”

     …Pokemelottus?

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103. Lips loose or full of juice.

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104. The Abyss

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105. “Shiva”

     Hindu god of destruction

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106. Usurpette

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107. ok, i give up on keeping it clean, how about “miles”

108. Kamala toe

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109. UPS (what can Brown do for you)

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110. Slow joe with tits

111. Bonus hole

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112. “Bonus hole”

     You’ve gone to far. But I’m laughing my ass off.

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113. Willie’s Brownie.

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114. Seven Eleven Zero.

115. Sikh Old Whore.

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116. Crotchet

117. Cum Dumpster

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118. Plunger

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119. Sloppy Seconds

120. Knee Pads

121. Camacho

122. Willie’s Wide Receiver

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123. Rugburn

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124. Frat Whore

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125. Loose Lips Floatie Ships

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126. Deep Throat

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127. Triple Tongue

128. The Old Log Inn

129. The Linquist

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130. Herpes Zosterlip

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131. Pump station 1. Or, the slunt in chief.

132. Suxalottacox

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133. Black Hole

134. Anointed.

135. Bat Out of Wuhan Meat Market Hell

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136. Gamma Sophomore

137. Hyena

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138. Psycho Bitch From Hell

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139. Heels up Harris…

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140. Crack Whore

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141. Deep Throat, Shallow Mind

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142. Skid Mark