What sort of CGI are they using on Oprah?

60 Comments on What sort of CGI are they using on Oprah?

1. Uh, that’s just her crack ho side coming out…..

2. “WHAT SORT OF CGI ARE THEY USING ON OPRAH?”

   Answer: The most expensive and advanced CGI available.
   She needs it to look at all presentable.

3. Clarence Thomas with his Judge wig ?

4. A Clone ?

5. Same CGI algorithm used for the Mooch.

6. Just makeup applied with a hawk and trowel.

7. Remember the “anti-fat images” used on a skit about her as a joke?

   Okra is 100% manufactured image. Anybody who needs to add cauliflower to her mashed potatoes definitely needs a managed image.

8. Idi Amin lives!

9. Hillary had no problem with her

10. That’s why make up artists are truly artists.
    I hope she pays hers awfully well because they are miracle workers.
    They must have started on her at about 5 in the morning to get her ready for the G. Globes.

11. On another note, what she trying to accomplish by having herself filmed walking around her muddied mansion? Does she want us to feel bad for her? There is a purpose to everything she does.

12. There ain’t enough air in DEM airbrushes to blow DAT much away!

13. The poor thing only has 13 houses left.

14. I laughed tastelessly hard at this.

15. President Elect Okra surveys the flooded woodpile.

16. She looks the same, only older, as she did in The Color Purple.
    Have you ever seen Kathy Griffin sans makeup, she would scare buzzards off a gut wagon.
    This crap is where teenagers get the idea they are ugly.
    Inner beauty is way better than outer, possessing both naturally, a gift from God.
    Inner beauty can be learned, outer can be applied with a trowel, a big brush or CGI.
    It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature.

17. “Who is this in the woods?”

    A woman who will never be President.

18. Didn’t know Robert Mugabe had a “farm” in California.

19. Kid, you’re gonna need a bigger bike basket to fly that one out of the woods.

20. “You’re so vain …”

    “Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.”

    I guess that if she just tried to be herself, her acolytes and sycophants would be soundly disappointed.

    I have a kind of pity for those who reject themselves in the name of Mammon.

    izlamo delenda est …

21. Someone deserves a Golden Globe for best hair and makeup.

22. High-quality wigs.

23. this is the real okrah. without the professional makeup and hair artist to make her look human. they should get a raise, btw.

24. this is how she’ll give her state of the union address. the real okra, just keeping it real.

25. In a Bizarro World where a fat woman can be a spokesperson for Weight Watchers anything is possible.
    “Look at me! I’m free stylin’ this whole box of Dunkin Donuts!”

26. Affirmative Action CGI.

27. Just shorten the name of the golden globes to Goebbles.

28. @Irony curtain, if you own a large stake in a Weight Watchers, you can throw your weight around.

29. Next to Mooch, the 1st Runner-Up Sexiest Woman Alive apparently.

30. Gorilla Network doesn’t budget much for hair and makeup.

31. I have a couple of friends like Oprah. Without their makeup and hair done they look less than glamorous.

32. I saw a demonstration of real time dynamic computerized makeup on newswoman Claire Shipman. She looked a LOT better in the studio as compared to live in front of the White House.

33. I watched the video and heard a voice talking but everything looked like black mud to me.

34. They were showing one of her mansions on TV a few years ago, (saw it online on the Brit trash channels) and she had a ‘wig room’. small curly ones all the way to some huge Louis the XIV stuff.

35. That’s not Oprah. That’s Herbie Hancock.

36. Don’t kid yourselves…that’s one of Oprah’s maids outside doing the dirty work.

37. For heavens sake, are we stopping to the level of progressives.

    Anyone who hasn’t known that we don’t see the ‘real’ of any celebrity, needs to realize Santa isn’t real! ANY of them, from Hollywood to MSM, and even congress; (look at pinned, propped, tucked Pelosi), are polished by makeup artists, before appearing on screen.

    Oprah has plenty of fodder in her trunk to attack, without farting personal. Anyone remember her racism charges over the expensive purse debacle in Switzerland (I think). Stories have been told about how wretched she is and racist, and privileged she is, for years. I doubt she even knows what ideology she has, other than riding on the ‘oppressed, abused, black girl story.

    Like a true socialist, she tosses token freebies to her audience, to ensure her following. Power is all she wants, other than a big fence around all of her properties

38. Oh, ‘farting’ personal slipped by me with auto correct, but I like it! I see other places Siri corrected me, more than once. She loves to sneak one past the goal. Bitch.

39. That’s her Maxine Waters crazy look.

40. Thomas Sowell sure has fell on hard times.

41. Who is this in the woods?

    Buckwheats grandmother? Oprah in the raw?

42. It’s Aunt Bunny.

    Come over here and give your Aunt Bunny a kiss, baby.

43. Mighty Mojo — Huzzah! You nailed Winfrey’s ideology. She has talked about God and Jesus the way most cultural christians do; he’s not their personal savior, it’s just a family legacy — like being “raised Democrat.”

    (I actually liked “farting personal.” Thought it was intentional, as in “out-gassing on Oprah’s looks”).

    I don’t know how Oprah Winfrey got her start, but she reminds me a lot of a successful Glenn Beck in terms of personal promotion. No matter what she looks like, she monetized nothing into something. Isn’t that the American way? I don’t like her politics or her racism, but I don’t watch her or pay attention to her, either.

44. Cant tell them apart, they all look the same.

45. AA,

    Oprah is just a garden variety, The Shack-loving New Ager with the thinnest veneer of Bible over it. Same as Al Gore.

46. I took note of how good she looked at the Globes.
    Thanks for the reality check, I hate being duped.

47. Well, you saw Hillary w/o makeup after she lost the election. She resembled Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. . .

48. Just imagine the make up artist she can afford. She is my age and looks 10 years younger in the right makeup and lighting.
    I wonder what she looks like without all the help?
    I guess the old ugly black man photo is it.
    And the Brillo pad hair must be the real deal too.

49. Clint Eastwood’s buddy Clyde?

50. I have to wonder if she also fears that Guam could tip over?

51. Way back when SNL was funny they had an Opera cam.

52. If makeup can turn a beautiful woman into a horrendous monster for a sci-Fi movie, I imagine the reverse is doable as well.
    Any of you watch ‘Face-Off’?

53. It doesn’t matter! If she gets elected, we get free gifts, right? Right? Huh?

54. They found the sasquatch…. and it was just a coke whore all along.

55. Who is this in the woods?
    Nappzilla. Hoarder of all she surveys.

56. Remember this scene from the Nutty Professor? Well Oprah is Grandma, and they even talk about Oprah in the scene! LOL!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koTVfm31QUY

57. like I said, Thulsa Doom …. without the hat

58. Hollywood, and everyone associated with it (including politicians) is everything FAKE.

    People DON’T look up to you any more. Got it?

59. As far as her (it) being president, she would probably cause little rocket man (the chunk with the bad haircut) to shit his pants just by giving him the stink eye!

60. Anybody remember Mr. Hat’s cartoon with Moose having her wig tightened?
    THAT’S what she looks like.

    A phony mugwhump.
    Phony Christian.
    Phony racist.
    Demagoguing caterwauling nothing-burger.
    A true icon of our times.

    izlamo delenda est …