WHAT’S IN HILLARY’S BOX?

132 Comments on WHAT’S IN HILLARY’S BOX?

1. Her husband’s Rape Kit?

2. “WHAT’S IN HILLARY’S BOX?”

   …my guess is either Huma’s old bubble gum….or spiders…yuck

3. Aww. I got a rock.
   —-
   Oh wait…It’s cocaine.

4. I’ll bet you a dollar to a doughnut you’re never gonna find Slick Willie in Hillary’s box.

5. It’s a server! Looks like it’s been in a toilet tank.

6. Crabs

7. A fur ball?

   Certainly not a BigFurHat ball…

   *As always…don’t ban me 🙂

8. Huma’s tongue?

9. Instructions on how to Plead The Fifth…

10. A Winnebago?

11. It’s Hillary’s new perfume – Clintoris.
    Trust me, you don’t wanna smell it!

12. It’s 13 sticks of deodorant and a note that says, “to Bernie, love Hillary”

13. Sandy Berger’s socks?

14. A puzzle of Bill’s women.

15. The Ark of the Covenant?

16. A shredded hard drive.

17. Butter.

18. Cobwebs.

19. It’s a reset button that says something incorrectly pronounced in Russian. (Paid for by the good taxpayers of the USA).

20. A 12″ Black Dildo?

21. Bats

22. A copy of that video that caused Bengazi.

23. Nothing

24. An empty scotch bottle.

25. Cattle Futures

26. Whatever it is you can bet you paid for it in the first place.

27. A piece of the White House silverware that was stolen in 2000.

28. 2 bags of tainted blood from red cross.

29. Hello Kitty! stickers, a My Little Pony toy and a bedazzled pantsuit

30. One of the “W” keys from the White House computers that were stolen in Jan 2001.

31. Amelia Earhart’s Lost Airplane

32. “snitches get stitches” T shirt

33. Teeth

34. She accidentally sent you Joe Biden’s box.

35. Soggy Rose Law Firm billing records…

    (Certainly not rose aromatic)

36. Keys to her car. So you can drive her around.

37. Watch the episode of South Park titled “Snuke”. It will show you what’s in there.

38. “Green Acres- The Complete Series” on DVD and VHS

39. Obama’s birth certificate and school records

40. D’oh!

41. This guy?
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/cd/00/90cd00fa86b948e00e2273de771a0c6e.jpg

42. A box of XXL bloody tampons

43. A Fur Ball?

44. The ipod with obama’s speeches that he gave to Queen Elizabeth.

45. Olivia Wilde’s recipe for tater tots

46. It’s A Cookbook!

47. An Anchor Baby

48. Gweneth Paltrow’s head?

49. Bwahahaha! 😉 *Snort*

50. 30 million democrat votes

51. A bath towel, a dishrag, and a roll of paper towels.

52. A copy of the communist manifesto and rules for radicals.

53. A Dick In A Box

    Step one, cut a hole in the box…

    Step two, put your…

54. Puppies

55. A cake with a file in it.

56. The nozzle from the end of a douche bag hose. And it smells like witch-hazel.

57. Excellent reference MJA, but it was her grandma.
    She is just like Hillary!

58. Jeb Bush

    Si Se Puede!

59. A playing card – Queen of Diamonds.
    (read The Manchurian Candidate)

60. Stench

61. A Harris Faulkner Toy Hamster

    (She will be hearing from Harris’s lawyers in due course…)

62. Jimmy Hoffa.

63. A bushing kit. You put in a ham and pull out the bone.

64. Idris Elba as James bond

65. A sign the says:
    “Black Size Matters”

66. A Black Barry

67. Her 6 song playlist?

68. Nah, can’t be bats. They serve a purpose for all Americans – they eat blood suckers. She IS a blood sucker.

69. The bowels of hell…

70. A CD of her cackling – for 45 minutes.

71. Lanny Davis and James Carville

72. I read the cat fur ball in the vagina thread before I read this one. I don’t want to know what’s in Hillary’s box.

73. Webster Hubbell

74. Chelsea casings…

75. A Cunt 45

76. TheObama’s birth certificate….
    Remember that she was the one who started it.

77. Caitlyn Jenner’s 1976 Olympic Decathlon Gold Medal

78. Hillary’s Bloody Hand Print on Benghazi letterhead;
    Left over parts from Planned Parenthood;
    And a bumper sticker, #babies don’t matter in our village.

79. Rosie’s daughter

    (That is where they found her)

80. Big Mike’s stolen cigarillos

81. Vagisil White Water Douche

82. Her IT guy…

    Somebody stop me!!!

83. Scars from Bosnian sniper fire…

84. The knife that killed Gaddafi.

85. In her dowery box, fifty gold pieces and letters from Foster and Hubell , Hubbell(?).wgaf?
    In her box, box, lice, crabs, maggots, and a fishy stink.

86. A misspelled Reset button.

87. The keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, because Americans are a bunch of dumbass ignorant fucks!

88. Obamas’ balls

89. The Smegma Carta

90. Titled: “To Serve Man”

    So sad a reference to a Twilight Zone classic zips by silently.

    Kudos from me for a fitting reference.

91. A Sex tape of her and Hubble.

    (Kim Kardashian told her thats how she could get her poll numbers up)

92. A book titled: Everything I Have Accomplished While in Public Service.

    All the pages are blank after the dedication page to Satan.

93. Scars from a Dick Cheney shotgun blast

94. Wait.. She wants her followers to commit suicide?

    This could work!

95. Box full of stolen FOIA requests.

96. A water-boarded GITMO detainee relocated to Hillary’s Box

97. Socks (the cat)

98. The signed contract with the Devil

99. theres no “scratch and sniff” requirement, is there?

100. Chelseas baby pictures?

101. A fully inflated football signed by Tom Brady

102. The Dead Sea-Hag Scrolls

103. Lol, It’s her server. And the FBI ain’t going in after it. Can you blame them?

104. 18 minutes of missing Nixon tapes

105. Rachel Dolezal’s black-face paint…

106. Some plaid fabric and a rainbow flag

107. They usually issue a tooth brush, tooth paste, a roll of toilet paper, one very crappy bar of soap, a wash cloth, a towel, and a blanket, where she’s going.

     Later on she might have access to a baggy full of fresh pruno and a hairbrush shank.

108. In a sane world it would be her arrest warrant.

109. Now that is just too street!

110. Eye of newt, toe of frog, etc.

111. Doesn’t it seem a bit early and desperate to do these cute little faddy things to raise money?

112. Oh, you’re bad!

     I like that.

113. “WHAT’S IN HILLARY’S BOX?”

     Vinegar douche and razor sharp teeth.

114. Emails,Emails,Emails

115. Copies of the 900+ FBI files she obtained while in the WH.

116. A collection of her beer farts.

117. James Carville’s shed skin.

118. I guarantee you that it ain’t Bill J. Clinton in her box.

119. Jim McDougal’s heart meds.

120. Butterfingers.

121. A Gas Powered Dildo

122. signed loyalty pledge…from the vast LEFT wing conspiracy.

123. Video proof: Hillary actually told the truth.

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVEDq6RVXc
     .

124. Beta?

125. there’s no concrete proof it ever was. WJC is not Chelsea’s bio-dad.

126. Hey BFH….you answered this earlier……..

     https://iotwreport.com/woman-has-fur-ball-removed-from-her-yup/

     Someone ask Huma when was the last time Hillary cleaned her “vajaja”?

127. Magnum that video was great! Thanks

128. You’re welcome Zonga, glad you liked it…)

129. https://www.youtube.com/embed/0cmqwbZa6_w?feature=player_detailpage

130. A thumb drive containing copies of the “missing” SoS emails, in all security classifications.

131. The entire MSM.

132. Answer: Huma’s fist.