52 Comments on What’s that thing in Hillary’s jacket?
On off switch?
Power port?
Sump pump for her depends.
She had a clip on mic if you look at the photos–that’s probably the transmitter. My bet is she had a dead mic to accommodate her “special” sized podium and they used the clip on to pick up her tripe.
Maybe part of her new audio feed closed circuit cheating device? JAM IT.
That’s a very good question. It could be a drug reservoir feeding into her bloodstream similar to the ones the diabetics use. It could be part of a receiving device although I would have thought they’d have checked for a earwig before the debate.
Or it could be an extremely awkward fold/ridge in her clothing although it seems a little regular for that.
Sludge pump. She has no heart,no blood.
@govlawyer
They both had clip on mics.
Dorsal fin.
I don’t know. But Huma was heard back stage muttering, “Now where did I leave that thing?”
That’s the remaining stump where they surgically removed her scaly forked tail.
@Sam–I didn’t see it on him during the debate but the photos show it was nearly the same color as his suit as the reason I didn’t see it during the debate. Both having dead podium mics wouldn’t be out of the question….they both didn’t stay glued to the podium mics which is probably why they were given the clip ons-
A gallon of codeine being pumped into her to keep her upright
or
a refrigeration device also pumping embalming fluid to keep the corpse from stinking even more.
A spine?
She was wearing magnetic long underwear top and bottom. There was a powerful electromagnetic holding her up.
Strap-on.
You know you have a great candidate when she wins by not falling over.
What hump?
4 AA batteries
Huma grabbed her tail and it broke off.
Dont worry, it will grow back.
her coke reservoir?
two can play.
30,000 deleted e-mails on a thumb drive …
izlamo delenda est …
Her character …
izlamo delenda est …
Her integrity …
izlamo delenda est …
That my friends is the butt of a joke.
The last remnant of her humanity …
izlamo delenda est …
BJ Billy’s testicles!
I wonder if she shaves her cooter?
The best way to avoid these conspiracies is with a closed-casket service.
What’s a “cooter”?
Medication pump. injects meds at timed intervals. I use one for pain meds. no telling what shit they’re pumping into her. stem cells from planned parenthood perhaps?
you are all youngsters but does anyone remember the movie
the tingler ? People were in a theater and some type of worm crawled around the aisles in the dark and overtook their spines and minds? almost like the newer movie- alien… oh well, so much for my memories of happier days.
She had that Parkinson’s spine zapper cranked. Almost released her second chakra…
A sack of shit.
Also, there’s a microphone attached to it.
“Sump pump for her depends”. Dude, that’s just cold…………….
@Pete Parks: Nah, Huma braids it for her.
(P.S. – Good luck getting that mental image out of your head.)
😛
Migrating turd
Lightsabre from the Dark Side
A can of home-brew beer from her home-brew distillery, adjacent to her home-brew server.
@ Ted
Out of all the funny comments here, your’s cracked me up the most.
“You know you have a great candidate when she wins by not falling over.”
When the alien arthropod that wears the Hillary skin has been cooped up for a long time, it needs to get a little fresh air, even if it is through clothing. What you see is a slightly cracked open seam for ventilation. It doesn’t need microphones or wires to communicate with the Hive Mother in orbit.
The missing flash drive! Keep looking, you’ll find the laptop!
Bill’s perpetual hard-on.
She never leaves home without it…
Ted Kennedy’s missing flask, full of his last piss. The only potion that can keep her alive. 😉
A device that sends out a signal to repel rats who thought they found their mother.
@Ray–Calif.: Saw it at the movies when I was a kid (maybe 14 or 15). There were vibrating buzzers rigged under the seats to give you a tingle when the thing supposedly escaped into the theater. Some girls freaked.
Lotsa fun.
We’re not all youngsters here.
🙂
That’s the hatch for the hole where Soro’s hand goes…
On off switch?
Power port?
Sump pump for her depends.
She had a clip on mic if you look at the photos–that’s probably the transmitter. My bet is she had a dead mic to accommodate her “special” sized podium and they used the clip on to pick up her tripe.
Maybe part of her new audio feed closed circuit cheating device? JAM IT.
That’s a very good question. It could be a drug reservoir feeding into her bloodstream similar to the ones the diabetics use. It could be part of a receiving device although I would have thought they’d have checked for a earwig before the debate.
Or it could be an extremely awkward fold/ridge in her clothing although it seems a little regular for that.
Sludge pump. She has no heart,no blood.
@govlawyer
They both had clip on mics.
Dorsal fin.
I don’t know. But Huma was heard back stage muttering, “Now where did I leave that thing?”
That’s the remaining stump where they surgically removed her scaly forked tail.
@Sam–I didn’t see it on him during the debate but the photos show it was nearly the same color as his suit as the reason I didn’t see it during the debate. Both having dead podium mics wouldn’t be out of the question….they both didn’t stay glued to the podium mics which is probably why they were given the clip ons-
Perhaps this is the real answer:
http://www.americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2016-09/197230_5_.jpg
The hinge pin of her exoskeleton
spinal therapy device for Parkinson’s …
http://www.spinal-foundation.org/conditions/parkinsons-disease-sufferers
A gallon of codeine being pumped into her to keep her upright
or
a refrigeration device also pumping embalming fluid to keep the corpse from stinking even more.
A spine?
She was wearing magnetic long underwear top and bottom. There was a powerful electromagnetic holding her up.
Strap-on.
You know you have a great candidate when she wins by not falling over.
What hump?
4 AA batteries
Huma grabbed her tail and it broke off.
Dont worry, it will grow back.
her coke reservoir?
two can play.
30,000 deleted e-mails on a thumb drive …
izlamo delenda est …
Her character …
izlamo delenda est …
Her integrity …
izlamo delenda est …
That my friends is the butt of a joke.
The last remnant of her humanity …
izlamo delenda est …
BJ Billy’s testicles!
I wonder if she shaves her cooter?
The best way to avoid these conspiracies is with a closed-casket service.
What’s a “cooter”?
Medication pump. injects meds at timed intervals. I use one for pain meds. no telling what shit they’re pumping into her. stem cells from planned parenthood perhaps?
you are all youngsters but does anyone remember the movie
the tingler ? People were in a theater and some type of worm crawled around the aisles in the dark and overtook their spines and minds? almost like the newer movie- alien… oh well, so much for my memories of happier days.
She had that Parkinson’s spine zapper cranked. Almost released her second chakra…
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/26/watch-hillary-clinton-shimmy-presidential-debate/
Hofstra University cafeteria cutlery
A sack of shit.
Also, there’s a microphone attached to it.
“Sump pump for her depends”. Dude, that’s just cold…………….
@Pete Parks: Nah, Huma braids it for her.
(P.S. – Good luck getting that mental image out of your head.)
😛
Migrating turd
Lightsabre from the Dark Side
A can of home-brew beer from her home-brew distillery, adjacent to her home-brew server.
@ Ted
Out of all the funny comments here, your’s cracked me up the most.
“You know you have a great candidate when she wins by not falling over.”
When the alien arthropod that wears the Hillary skin has been cooped up for a long time, it needs to get a little fresh air, even if it is through clothing. What you see is a slightly cracked open seam for ventilation. It doesn’t need microphones or wires to communicate with the Hive Mother in orbit.
The left asked the same questions about Bush 43. For him I think it was an Atrial Defibrillator, which would have explained the pretzel incident. For Hillary, possibly the same thing which would explain the jiggles. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/09/politics/campaign/the-mystery-of-the-bulge-in-the-jacket.html?_r=0
The missing flash drive! Keep looking, you’ll find the laptop!
Bill’s perpetual hard-on.
She never leaves home without it…
Ted Kennedy’s missing flask, full of his last piss. The only potion that can keep her alive. 😉
A device that sends out a signal to repel rats who thought they found their mother.
@Ray–Calif.: Saw it at the movies when I was a kid (maybe 14 or 15). There were vibrating buzzers rigged under the seats to give you a tingle when the thing supposedly escaped into the theater. Some girls freaked.
Lotsa fun.
We’re not all youngsters here.
🙂
That’s the hatch for the hole where Soro’s hand goes…