Where Do I Get My Hunting License For Humans? – IOTW Report

Where Do I Get My Hunting License For Humans?

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Here’s a tweet Kaine sent out recently:

Ten rounds.

That’s the magazine limit allowed in Kentucky while hunting deer.

Yet when we call for similar limits on assault weapons used in mass shootings, we’re told it violates the 2nd Amendment.

Why are we valuing deer lives more than human life?

Like I said, I’m not real sure of Kaine’s insane intent here, but this is the way it comes off to everyone who isn’t drinking a Prozac milkshake: “We limit deer hunting to ten rounds, so why can’t we do the same for human hunting?” Again this really sounds like he believes that there is a legal hunting season for humans and that he wants the government to regulate this most dangerous sport.

Much of Kaine’s confusion comes from a radical misreading of the 2nd Amendment. I’ve taken the liberty of printing it in its entirety:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

You will notice that none of those 27 words happens to be “hunting.” You can spell “H-U-N-T-I-N-G” if you borrow letters from other words, but this isn’t some daVinci Code cipher, it’s a Constitutional amendment.

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23 Comments on Where Do I Get My Hunting License For Humans?

  1. As long as we’re talking about limits on murdering children (“hunting” humans), let’s also talk about how Planned “Unparenthood” has unlimited rounds of abortions available to all takers. Does it matter whether you use forceps or bullets to rip a hole in a person’s head?

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  2. Hmmm … a 155 mm Howitzer is single-shot … so by his reasoning I can own one?
    Maybe one with nuclear ammo? Still single-shot.

    A disarmed populace is a subject populace.
    Kaine’s dissimulations notwithstanding.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  3. 3 rounds! If you’re going to shoot at an unarmed animal, only 3 rounds are needed to keep it “sporting.”

    Only a drunk hick would need to fire 10 rounds at a damn deer! Hell, after the first missed shot, I doubt you could find another deer to aim at. The first shot should take the deer down, if you happen to not fatally wound the deer, that’s why you have 2 more rounds. 1 to dispatch it and another to walk up to it safely to make sure it’s dead!

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  4. I’m proposing that we ban all AR-15s and other scary black guns. All future school shooters should be limited to 6 shot manual reloads or 6 shot clips. By doing this they will not only be encumbered by the weight of extra handguns and ammunition clips they will feel the entire weight of the bureaucratic state. Furthermore every school shooter should be required to register as well. That way they’ll be easily identified and prevented. ..

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  5. Trump should declare that every american citizen is a member of ” a well regulated militia” and be done with that aspect of their argument. Secondly, body guards protecting government officials and or celebrities are only authorized to carry placards stating that the immediate area surrounding this person is a gun free zone. By their reasoning that should provide them with ample protection.

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  6. Furthermore, if we’re going to mandate limits on school shooters we’re going to need to expand the department of game wardens. ..

    Then comes the messy business of selling tags for kills.

    Not to mention… It appears that Cruz was already registered. ..

    The game warden didn’t enforce weapon capacity or bag limits

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  7. Every day since Trump was elected do I feel blessed.

    ……..Blessed and Tim that Hillary aren’t our president and court jester.

    Expecting a big week against the elite. I continue to maintain faith that God will guide the populace towards greener pastures; and for the elite, a shorter rope.

    Prayer works.

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  8. @ Mike,
    I am pretty sure he does on a regular basis.
    I cannot stand the fook. He and Mark (and the voters of VA) are the primary reasons I must absquatulate.

    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

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  9. I propose a 10 word limit for any story a fake news organization wants puts out. Before they can air the story they must have a 10 day waiting period and register their story with the local sheriff.

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  10. Deer haven’t been doing home invasion robberies. That’s one reason.
    Two, Thank Jesus daily that Human Hunting permits aren’t issued.
    You would meet the prey criteria being a sub or non human biped.

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  11. It wouldn’t have mattered if Cruz had used a single-shot rifle at the gun-free school, as long a the brave deputies were cowering outside. As it was, I believe i read that he used 10-round magazines anyway, so what was Timmy’s point again?

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