Where the Rubber Meets the Choad – IOTW Report

Where the Rubber Meets the Choad

Snorting condoms is a thing… again.

This was something idiots were doing years ago on Youtube. Apparently it’s back. And it’s dangerous.

People are morons. We are surrounded by them. They drive fast right next to us. They vote. They date your daughter. They are considered people whose lives matter.

When will people wise up?

What does fulfilling these idiotic dares get you?

Read about this guy whose “friends” dared him to eat a garden slug.

Now his life is pretty much over.

He went from this–

To this—

For what?

Read what happened HERE.

h/t unclear on the concept?

30 Comments on Where the Rubber Meets the Choad

  1. “In 2004, doctors in India documented a case of a 27-year-old woman who accidentally inhaled a condom through her nose, didn’t get it out, and wound up with a partially collapsed lung as a result. She spent six months with a fever and a cough before doctors finally surgically removed the condom.”

    No no no no no.

    Accidentally?!?

    HOW does one “accidentally” inhale a condom THROUGH THE NOSE?

    That’s like the queers who show up at the ER who “accidentally” got a yard gnome stuck in their colon.

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  2. “When will people wise up? What does fulfilling these idiotic dares get you?”

    He’s Australian, he was young and he was drunk. Not excuses…more explanations.

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  3. Any comments Mr. Hogg? Well, we are the,cough….couch….,we are the future as all you old….cough,cough…all you old people don’t understand the democracy we…cough…cough… Excuse me one minute. Mr. Hogg, was that a condom you just pulled out of your throat? Did you take the condom challenge? No I didn’t! That’s not how that got there.

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  4. Poor guy, his family is paying for a moment’s drunken foolishness.
    Here is what Lazlo tells my crop of Nephews when I see they are becoming young adults; First the traditional Uncle Greeting:
    “You’re all worthless and weak!”
    Then…
    “Look assholes, when you drink and attempt large scale kinetic experiments with your own body weight, you heighten your chances of driving a wheelchair with your tongue, or talking like you have a dish of cole slaw in your mouth”
    Then I seal the deal:
    “When your drunken idiot friends dare you to eat things, if the first words out of your mouth are not: “‘Up yours, you first'” then you are not of our blood, and must be an imposter, and I shall drown you when I get a chance”

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  5. The reason we are old is:
    1. We were smart enough not to do dumb things when we were young.
    2. We survived the dumb things we did, in spite of our poor decisions, when we were young.

    In my case #1 was prominent, #2 came into play periodically.
    Quite a few of my friends didn’t survive.

    #1 is the key to a long life.

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  6. Aside from the fact kids do stupid things, most grow out of it unscathed. Mom on the other hand is shocked the disability slush fund is depleted. What did she expect from a socialized health system? I mean it’s not like they had obamacare!

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  7. My mom had it easy. She never knew about my brother’s wild side (he lived away from home for some years). As he sometimes admits what he did as we are visiting in her nursing home, she gasps, “I’m so glad I’m already grey haired!”

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  8. Lazlo…

    “You’re all worthless and weak!”
    Then…
    “Look assholes, when you drink and attempt large scale kinetic experiments with your own body weight, you heighten your chances of driving a wheelchair with your tongue, or talking like you have a dish of cole slaw in your mouth”
    Then I seal the deal:
    “When your drunken idiot friends dare you to eat things, if the first words out of your mouth are not: “‘Up yours, you first’” then you are not of our blood, and must be an imposter, and I shall drown you when I get a chance”

    * * *

    I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.

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  9. I did some stupid things in my youth that I was dared to do, but that’s something I can’t imagine anyone even daring you to do in my wildest dreams. So imagining someone actually doing it is even crazier.

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  10. This is your brain on condoms.

    This is your brain on Tide Pods.

    This is your brain on Marxism.

    I know you can’t talk but I was hoping part of your visual cortex was still working.

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  11. I think I remember Paul Harvey saying something about a dare for a guy to climb a power pole and light a cigarette off the wire. From what I remember, in Paul Harvey voice, He was 25.

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