Snorting condoms is a thing… again.
This was something idiots were doing years ago on Youtube. Apparently it’s back. And it’s dangerous.
People are morons. We are surrounded by them. They drive fast right next to us. They vote. They date your daughter. They are considered people whose lives matter.
When will people wise up?
What does fulfilling these idiotic dares get you?
Read about this guy whose “friends” dared him to eat a garden slug.
Now his life is pretty much over.
He went from this–
To this—
For what?
Read what happened HERE.
h/t unclear on the concept?
Democrat voters
I really thought this was an April Fool’s thing.
That guy that ate the slug – although I wouldn’t do it myself I appreciate that it seemed like a pretty harmless thing to do. Really sucks for him.
I hope they also wear them so they don’t breed.
I am aware of the phrase “the stupid shall be punished”.
I am unaware of the extension “at the expense of fellow citizens who pay taxes”.
I’m guessing a Tide Pod won’t fix that slug thing….
Can’t stop laughing at the title. I needed that.
I hear Condoms, in a lite Tide-pod vinaigrette, are considered a delicacy among libtards… 😉
“In 2004, doctors in India documented a case of a 27-year-old woman who accidentally inhaled a condom through her nose, didn’t get it out, and wound up with a partially collapsed lung as a result. She spent six months with a fever and a cough before doctors finally surgically removed the condom.”
No no no no no.
Accidentally?!?
HOW does one “accidentally” inhale a condom THROUGH THE NOSE?
That’s like the queers who show up at the ER who “accidentally” got a yard gnome stuck in their colon.
“When will people wise up? What does fulfilling these idiotic dares get you?”
He’s Australian, he was young and he was drunk. Not excuses…more explanations.
Wow, the millennial generation continues to garner bad press for themselves. Too bad I’m a part of it. 😐
chuffed-beyond-words- Don’t worry about it. Stupid hits every generation. It’s just more obvious, and faster, now because of the internet
Where are the Tide Pod awareness committees meeting this week? lol.
Any comments Mr. Hogg? Well, we are the,cough….couch….,we are the future as all you old….cough,cough…all you old people don’t understand the democracy we…cough…cough… Excuse me one minute. Mr. Hogg, was that a condom you just pulled out of your throat? Did you take the condom challenge? No I didn’t! That’s not how that got there.
As for the Australian boy. Don’t those kids ever watch Discovery? 9 out of 10 things are poisonous in Australia. Even the kangaroos are beating people up.
Many democrat people seem to be bored with too much time on their hands. The Fall of Rome, Part Duh.
Poor guy, his family is paying for a moment’s drunken foolishness.
Here is what Lazlo tells my crop of Nephews when I see they are becoming young adults; First the traditional Uncle Greeting:
“You’re all worthless and weak!”
Then…
“Look assholes, when you drink and attempt large scale kinetic experiments with your own body weight, you heighten your chances of driving a wheelchair with your tongue, or talking like you have a dish of cole slaw in your mouth”
Then I seal the deal:
“When your drunken idiot friends dare you to eat things, if the first words out of your mouth are not: “‘Up yours, you first'” then you are not of our blood, and must be an imposter, and I shall drown you when I get a chance”
The reason we are old is:
1. We were smart enough not to do dumb things when we were young.
2. We survived the dumb things we did, in spite of our poor decisions, when we were young.
In my case #1 was prominent, #2 came into play periodically.
Quite a few of my friends didn’t survive.
#1 is the key to a long life.
I say let them do it and have natural selection run it’s course.
Aside from the fact kids do stupid things, most grow out of it unscathed. Mom on the other hand is shocked the disability slush fund is depleted. What did she expect from a socialized health system? I mean it’s not like they had obamacare!
My mom had it easy. She never knew about my brother’s wild side (he lived away from home for some years). As he sometimes admits what he did as we are visiting in her nursing home, she gasps, “I’m so glad I’m already grey haired!”
grool – Iz that for real -Someone actually got a yard gnome stuck in their colon???
He musta looked like the snake that ate a pig!
Thank you slug eating guy. I have new respect for our forefathers that discovered foods safe and satisfying.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
Lazlo…
“You’re all worthless and weak!”
Then…
“Look assholes, when you drink and attempt large scale kinetic experiments with your own body weight, you heighten your chances of driving a wheelchair with your tongue, or talking like you have a dish of cole slaw in your mouth”
Then I seal the deal:
“When your drunken idiot friends dare you to eat things, if the first words out of your mouth are not: “‘Up yours, you first’” then you are not of our blood, and must be an imposter, and I shall drown you when I get a chance”
* * *
I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.
One of my classmates in HS many years ago swallowed a frog in biology class when we were dissecting frogs because someone bet him $5 he couldn’t do it, easiest $5 he ever made and he didn’t even puke it back up.
C’mon. This forum is full of smart adults. We should be churning out new fads for the little morons.
When I was 3 I picked up one of my dog’s turds. I squeezed it, but never once did I think I should put it in my mouth.
I did some stupid things in my youth that I was dared to do, but that’s something I can’t imagine anyone even daring you to do in my wildest dreams. So imagining someone actually doing it is even crazier.
This is your brain on condoms.
This is your brain on Tide Pods.
This is your brain on Marxism.
I know you can’t talk but I was hoping part of your visual cortex was still working.
I think I remember Paul Harvey saying something about a dare for a guy to climb a power pole and light a cigarette off the wire. From what I remember, in Paul Harvey voice, He was 25.
So this makes two ways a condom works. And this way can eliminate a moron parent.