That dreaded moment when the load exceeds the capacity of the Depends.
where will you be when your diarrhea comes back
I recognize that type of run. He’s headed to the mens room for sure.
He heard that someone, somewhere was attempting to keep money that they earned and he is rushing to STOP IT!
Outta my way, outta my way, I gotta shit bad.
He’s on his way to meet George Soros’s bag man. Either that or he’s going back to get his copy of The Communist Manifesto that he forgot on the train.
Both he and Killary have “blather” problems.
Looks like the train that runs underground from the Capitol Bldg. to the Senate. Like Mork wrote, there’s probably some taxpayer who wanted to keep some of his money, somewhere, and BS’s gotta put a stop to it – he’s prolly hurrying to meet McConnell and Ryan to help Obola fuck America, again.
More than likely!
He heard David Bowie was signing autographs on concourse 2…
Prunes.
Ducking Hillary’s assassins
Seems like the turtle has poked his head out of his shell
He runs like that green Mr. Hyde that Bugs Bunny encountered. The Pinch Jog will do that to you.
Shit-fart separator failed. Dang.
“Where is he going?” Depends
Someone, somewhere, was attempting to exercise a personal freedom. This must be stopped by Der Sandersnista, defender of the socialist/communist/dicatorship religion.
Definitely looks like a case of the Green Apple Quickstep to me, too.
🙂
Look at that S car go!
Bernie reminds me of the White rabbit character in “Alice In Wonderland” – “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”
Hillary is the Queen of Hearts – “Off with their heads!”
That moment when you realize it isn’t just a fart.
No doubt someone else has already said this, but my guess is he’s chasing after other peoples’ money!
Well isn’t there just a bunch of potty talk around here. This should be declared the average speed for people aged beyond their life expectancy. Personally if I was to die at any minute I’d want to at least finish what I was doing and that requires SPEED. If anything, the octogenarians here at iotwr can relate.
Someone ran off with his bridge?
The DNC finally realized that they’re the party of old white people, so Deb Swasserman put forth an edict that the candidates need to put a little spring in their step.
gotta give ole’ Bern credit … it ain’t that easy running with your butt cheeks clenched & you know you’re not gonna make it
doesnt want to miss the early bird special at the waffle house
thought he saw the Grim Reaper.
Just realized the expiration date on his twenty-five cents off coupon was today.
That dreaded moment when the load exceeds the capacity of the Depends.
where will you be when your diarrhea comes back
I recognize that type of run. He’s headed to the mens room for sure.
He heard that someone, somewhere was attempting to keep money that they earned and he is rushing to STOP IT!
Outta my way, outta my way, I gotta shit bad.
He’s on his way to meet George Soros’s bag man. Either that or he’s going back to get his copy of The Communist Manifesto that he forgot on the train.
Both he and Killary have “blather” problems.
Looks like the train that runs underground from the Capitol Bldg. to the Senate. Like Mork wrote, there’s probably some taxpayer who wanted to keep some of his money, somewhere, and BS’s gotta put a stop to it – he’s prolly hurrying to meet McConnell and Ryan to help Obola fuck America, again.
More than likely!
He heard David Bowie was signing autographs on concourse 2…
Prunes.
Ducking Hillary’s assassins
Seems like the turtle has poked his head out of his shell
He runs like that green Mr. Hyde that Bugs Bunny encountered. The Pinch Jog will do that to you.
Shit-fart separator failed. Dang.
“Where is he going?” Depends
Someone, somewhere, was attempting to exercise a personal freedom. This must be stopped by Der Sandersnista, defender of the socialist/communist/dicatorship religion.
Definitely looks like a case of the Green Apple Quickstep to me, too.
🙂
Look at that S car go!
Bernie reminds me of the White rabbit character in “Alice In Wonderland” – “I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date!”
Hillary is the Queen of Hearts – “Off with their heads!”
That moment when you realize it isn’t just a fart.
I think he felt the burn of his Mexican lunch.
Where is he going? Well, eventually to hell.
In his pants.
That’s what buzzards do just before takeoff.
It kinda fits.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/17/10/30406A0000000578-3403408-The_note_which_has_since_gone_viral_reads_that_the_flatulent_pas-m-30_1453025856110.jpg
He was missing Matlock.
No doubt someone else has already said this, but my guess is he’s chasing after other peoples’ money!
Well isn’t there just a bunch of potty talk around here. This should be declared the average speed for people aged beyond their life expectancy. Personally if I was to die at any minute I’d want to at least finish what I was doing and that requires SPEED. If anything, the octogenarians here at iotwr can relate.
Someone ran off with his bridge?
The DNC finally realized that they’re the party of old white people, so Deb Swasserman put forth an edict that the candidates need to put a little spring in their step.
gotta give ole’ Bern credit … it ain’t that easy running with your butt cheeks clenched & you know you’re not gonna make it
doesnt want to miss the early bird special at the waffle house
thought he saw the Grim Reaper.
Just realized the expiration date on his twenty-five cents off coupon was today.
incontinence