Who would you trust before Hillary? – IOTW Report

Who would you trust before Hillary?

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45 Comments on Who would you trust before Hillary?

  1. A rabid, foaming at the mouth, filth incrusted, grubbing maggot. Sorry maggots, I know they are a lot more clean, useful, and reliable than HRC, (and don’t get rabies), but I still don’t like them. Eeeewwww

  2. I would trust a Blue Faced Mandrill with a near-lethal dose of amphetamines shaving my naughty bits with a straight razor taped to the end of a thirty foot bamboo pole, duct taped to his forearms, before I would trust Hilary Clinton as President.

  3. I would trust Jeff Dahmer preparing my lunch on the deck of the Titanic piloted by Blind Mullah Muhammad Omar on the way to Saudi Arabia to host a pig pickin’ at the kaaba stone as a benefit for the Israeli Defense Force veterans association before I would trust Hillary “Death-eyes” Clinton.

  4. I would trust Satan to tell me hell was fun, with Eleanor dancing in a tutu behind him and FDR wearing an old outfit of Mamie Eisenhower falling into the “Welcome to Hell” cake on the buffet table, while Obama sat at Satan’s hooves trying to figure out which cock to suck first.

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