DMUK: It is a mysterious science: why do some farts smell worse than others?
Everyone farts between 10 and 20 times a day.
And though it may seem like an embarrassing reality we’d rather not live with, each fart is a sign of a healthy digestive system.
However, no one fart is the same – and the smelliness can tell you something about your inner health.
Sometimes it may be loud and odorless, or smelly. Sometimes it’s really smelly. Sometimes it’s silent but deadly.
For some people they’re always as smelly as rotten eggs, for others they tend to be odorless.
Enter Dr Myron Brand to explain what it all means.
Dr Brand spoke to Thrillist to reveal some little-known gems about our gassiness.
Bad news if you’re on a diet: Dr Brand says healthy eating makes the scent worse.
But not to worry, he says.
‘Smelly odor is not bad, it’s just a function of what you’re eating and what your bacteria is doing inside your gastrointestinal tract. Everyone is different.’
Asked if smelly farts are a bad thing, Dr Brand responds: ‘Nope. It just means you’re eating food and digesting it well – and there’s more room on the outside than on the inside.’
h/t Webonot
Two guys on an elevator. One of them farts. Everyone knows who did it! ~ GC
Old lady goes to doctor tells him she as had bad gas for a while but luckily they are silent and odorless. Dr writes a script and reschedules a follow up. She returns mad as hell yelling at the Dr that now her farts “stink to high heaven”!
Doctor replies “Now that your sinuses are clear,let’s work on your hearing”
Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people may enjoy them too!
Everyone farts between 10 and 20 times a day.
Tell that to a woman!
They don’t fart, swear, belch, sweat or snore.
That’s why they bitch.
Gotta let the pressure out somehow!
20 times a day? That seems kind of low to me.
Insert your own fart joke here. ” I fart in your general direction.” Gene, Gene made a machine, Joe, Joe made it go, Art, Art cut a fart and blew the whole damned thing apart. Why don’t people like clown farts? Because they smell funny. And if a mime farted would anyone hear it or would it be an SBD fart that only affects the mime trapped inside his imaginary box. And the biggest fart joke of all is that cow farts cause globull warming. Bullshit!
0bama gets a hard-on every time he smells a fart
pull my finger….
Liverwurst,onion,and hot mustard sandwiches, with beer makes for some dandy noxious fumes..
Is that pic of Obozo guessing what Mitchelle had for lunch?
Why do some farts smell worse than others? I don’t know! Why don’t we ask Obuttholes pet fly?
Confucius say: “Crowded elevator smell different to midget.”
(H/T Redd Foxx)
You mean that queen Hillary farts between ten and twenty times a day. How did she get the press to cover that up!
If a fart has a hot piece of poo acting as a compressor pushing it to the exit it tends to be a bit “Deadly”.
Why fart and waste it if you can burp and taste it.
Eat a big bowl full of cherries. Go ahead. I dare ya. If you’re married you’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight.
Man who fart in church have to sit in his own pew.
Women don’t fart, they Toot.
annie Go Trump
Think about it – every fart you smell is poop molecules direct from someone’s anus going up your nose.
Ewwwwww
I fart … therefrom I am …