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Citizen journalist Travis of Flint, Michigan wrote, “just days after his personal chef and friend died in a very mysterious paddle boarding accident, Barack Obama appears to have injured fingers and a black eye. We still don’t know who the other person was and Obama loves paddle boarding. I think we can all guess what happened at this point!” More
…Probably broke them on Michelle’s big, har…never mind…
Curiouser and curiouser…
…there’s a joke about Hellen Keller falling down a well and breaking three fingers yelling for help in there somewhere, or maybe not, but it sure would be nice if Barky WERE mute…
…Barry doesn’t strike me as the physical type, so probably unrelated. He’d have the SS off the dude, althogh he may break a digit sending out messages about how happy he is dude is dead…
Not exactly huge wounds or major black eye, but here’s some pics…
https://www.theburningplatform.com/2023/07/30/defensive-wounds-obama-spotted-golfing-with-bandaged-fingers-and-possible-wounded-eye-days-after-chefs-death/
And that’s what I get for not clicking the links above!
Same as what’s already been included there, in lower quality on what I linked.
Here’s the most probable story:
Chef cooks up something special for bath-house barry. Opinko tries to eat a smidge before its done and reaches into the skillet to grab a pinch and he burns his fingers. In his rage he grabs the skillet and pummels the poor chef, who fights back and hits obummer in the eye. The SS see this and shoot the poor chef full of holes. They then take the corpseman (obummmer joke) out to the water and dump it.
A black eye? Which one?
Ask him to spell “Chappaquiddick.”
Well General Malaise, they are in the same neighborhood.
I wonder if the chef had bruises on his hands or face or otherwise?
Will the full autopsy, including pictures, ever be released?
ha
These people are evil and I wouldn’t put anything past them.
Gays lovers can be notoriously violent. The chef now sleeps with the fishes.
So barry really could kill somebody in Times Sq and get away with it
It’s called homocide
Barky, the Chef, and Big Mike….
doing the things that homo/transexuals do….
and Big Mike gets angry….
and Barky gets his dxxk skinners hurt….
and the Chef gets dead.
His lips are bruised too… They’re purple. Oh, nevermind.
Tafari Campbell did NOT kill himself…..
FJB/FBO
He’s just short a Fat Lip and a Job…
The Kenyan Faggot discovered said Chef servicing Big Mike’s monster, threw a hissy sissy.
Big Mike beats up the fussy rump ranger, she is the only one the SS can’t shoot.
Chef can’t be allowed to squeal about the beat down. Chef Boardurdead gets offed. SS covers up the murder.
Simple as that for our satanic overlords.
Big Mike is running…coronation already scheduled in Shitcongo.
I don’t believe in coincidences.
…as many pies as Barry has his fingers in, its a wonder they didn’t break sooner…
Hillary: Pathetic! Never suicide someone yourself, hire someone to do it for you. And not on your own property, idiot!
What is wrong with Big Mike’s skin on her neck and arm in that tennis photo?! Or is it just odd lighting? It looks diseased.
^ Looks like she’s been peeling a sunburn. She’s not black enough, I guess, though even blacks burn.
Like, I TOLD YOU, Queercakes! that man’s asshole has actual TEETH! AND, for the umpteenth time, HE Ain’t QUEER!
America’s first muslim, gay, illegally elected Ex-Dictator is golfing at an exclusive golf club sporting mysterious gay domestic violence injuries, while his transvestite so-called mate is exercising his massive biceps and thighs at an exclusive tennis club while wearing a custom made nut bra. Ain’t racism in America grand!
Don’t let you kids swim in the Atlantic Ocean. The oBozos have done skunked it.