The witch doctor threw some shells and animal bones on the ground and declared that Obama will arrive in the hometown of his step-grandmother for a visit.
They are beautifying the town on this say-so.
They even erected a statue of Obama, which, apparently depicts Obama jerking off a ghost.
(In the story there’s a guy named Odongo. No relation to Obongo.)
It looks like the business hand is being repaired.
It would be a crying shame if Boko Haram showed up.
is this the town where 5000 naked people are going to display themselves for barry and the mooch’es enjoyment. ?
Are the guys in the group going to line up to groped by this statue?
What! the statue is not bowing!!! Yet!!
Did the Witch Doctor say which Obola was gonna show up?
I’m pretty sure the jungle’s full of em.
Gorilla Gazette
Dateline Kenya
B. Insane Obama is going to visit his Mau Mau roots. The country that started his dark journey of hate for white people and for America! His Marxist Kenyon father and Marxist loving mother imbued him with their warped version of the flawed history of this country-it’s white based culture-it’s hate based founding-it’s racially bigoted past and present and the need for their fundamental type of ‘hope and change’! Little Barry learned well at their feet!
Can we trade? We’ll take the jerk-off statue and Kenya can have the jerk-off president.
I’ve saved a lot of pennies just for something like this…I’m in on that exchange. No amount is too high if they will take it and give us the statue.
Which doctor is the witch doctor?
Gorilla Gazette Late Edition: The United States has successfully negotiated a $2 billion deal to enable Kenya to keep Obama.
If all else fails, don’t the Kenyans have rocket launchers? I mean AF1 couldn’t avoid all of them, right?
What’s with the Bing Crosby statue?
Maybe a cannibal could invite him to be the Feast of Honor at a barbecue!
“[Obama] brought power to the village just hours after being elected in 2008, and a paved road and piped water came shortly after.”
HAHAHA. Sorry, that to me is funny because we’re still waiting for him to lower the sea level and heal racial tensions here in America, 7 YEARS LATER. Hope’N’Change, boys & girls.
Maybe we should just be happy with our electricity and paved roads, and California should just shut the hell up about their water problems or move to Kenya where it’s more abundant thanks to Obama.
You mean the Frankenstein’s Monster paint job was intentional?
The must expect him to give monster hand jobs.
“The witch doctor threw some shells and animal bones on the ground and declared that Obama will arrive in the hometown of his step-grandmother for a visit.”
Sounds like the same decision making process Obugger uses for his foreign policy.
Can we convince them to adopt cannibalism?
Just for a brief time? Maybe?
Threw some shells and animal bones on the ground on top of the
New York Times.
Their version of Carnac the Magnificent
That statue of Obama looks like Frankenstein. Creeps me out!
the witch doctor he told me what to do – he said “ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang” “ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang”
Sorry, just couldn’t resist 🙂
Needs more cowbell.
if only stanley ann dunham would’ve taken frank marshall in the butt….none of this wouod going on.
….sigh….
Don’t be too quick to imagine she didn’t.
I was just reading about that “Senator Obama Primary School” the other day. Sounds like Barry has been neglecting his namesake:
Senator Barack Obama Primary School, in Kogelo village is a “scruffy school with many broken chairs and desks” – Stephen Okumu Obewa, a teacher there.
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Statue looks like shit. Very appropriate.
Lawn jockey.