Somewhere over the rainbow, indeed! Kenya Barris tells me that LGBTQ representation will be featured in his “Wizard of Oz” remake. “The original was an allegory and a reflection of the way the world was at the time with things like the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl,” says Barris, who will write and direct the reimagining for Warner Bros. “Now we’re going to turn a mirror on where we’re at right now and take disparate characters from the LGBTQ community, from different cultural communities and socioeconomic communities, and tell a story that reflects the world. I think this is the best time to do that.”
It certainly will not reflect the world.
It will be a rosy spin. For example, none of the trans people will commit suicide when they realize their surgeries did little to silence the demons in their mind.
Toto gets monkey pox from a whole bunch of flying faggot monkeys?….My, what interesting story lines the desperate 3% of the population can add to ruin an American classic….
Good grief.
No more Kansas. Crime filled cities and homeless camps then?
The wicked witch of the west will be white. Glenda the Good Witch will be that black dude who wears dresses to all the awards shows.
Dorothy will have two Moms or two Dads.
A tiny home will fall in the wicked witch because of housing affordability.
The poppy field will be replaced with a wind farm…
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Lion
Girl
Bird-deterent
Tin-man
1930’s: The Wizard of Oz
1980’s: The Wiz
2020’s: The Jizz
The Cowardly Lion will be brave for coming out of the closet.
The TinMan is now, TinPerson, thank you very much!
The Scarecrow will be non binary and gender fluid taking online STEM classes-outstanding in “Their” field.
What’s funny is Survivor & Amazing Race premiered their seasons tonight on CBS.
It’s such virtue signaling bullshit that it’s become a fucking giant parody.
Both shows are a load of horseshit!
Wait, what, a fat tatted-up lesbian is avant-garde these days?
Are you fucking kidding me???
They are a dime a goddamn dozen on every show you dimwitted assholes!
Sell that shit in 2015, it’s far played out you ignorant fucks!
Straw man played by Joe (if I only had a brain) Biden.
“We’re not in Ken’s ass anymore Toto…”
The horse of many colors doesn’t know what color he/she/it should be and moves to Detroit to open a new BLM office…
The Munchkins start a new trend called “believe all Munchkins…
The Wizard gives a stuttering, mind numbing, ridiculous speech at the U.N. then throws open the curtain but can’t figure out how to get off the stage…..Wait a minute, that was Biden today…
It’ll flop and that will be blamed on racism and transphobia.
Ahhh … another worthless, talentless, tripe movie to be ignored.
A box-office failure but “critical” success, no doubt.
Making shitty movies must provide some sort of tax relief.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Remakes….. have all the stories been told? Are there no creative people left? What the fuck is wrong with people?
FJB
Dis aint Kansaz no mo” said the Black Dorthy
Thanks for the warning, another movie to miss.
A Mega Tornado ,blamed from global warming, blows Dorothy & Toto past Oz all the way to the depths of hell, blah blah blah.
“Dis aint Kansaz no mo” said the Black Dorthy
“Dis aint Kansaz no mo, mufukkuh, we gotza score sum smack …” said the Black Dorthy
The Scarecrow won’t need a brain because rational thought is obsolete in today’s world.
The (Cowardly) Lion will need to become woke (and have a partner named Petey B.)
The Tinman will be looking for a new heart to replace his vaccine damaged heart and “clogged” arteries.
Toto will be a small monkey recovering from monkey pox.
Dorothy will be a non-binary person of color seeking meaning and purpose.
Munchkins lives matter.
Oz will have had a recent scandal involving elections.
And the Wizard of Oz (now known as the Big Guy) is desperately seeking gravitas. Hit song “We’re Off to see the anus”
The Wicked Witch is a tanned blonde haired trans person from the planet Transsexual.
The Wizard of Odds.
That guy in a dress who played the fairy in the Cinderella remake is probably already picking his dress out for Glen-da.
The tin man will be a woman. There will be homosexual munchkins. The wicked witch will wear a MAGA hat. Another flop.
The New Line remake must be unwoke or Variety would have had details.
Everything woke…..
There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that Liberals can’t/won’t Phuck-up.
A whole new meaning to the line from the original;
“pay no attention to the man behind the curtain”
The cowardly lion, scare crow and tin man were gay enough already.
I’d like to see a remake of the movie Malcom X with Ryan Reynolds in the lead role. Think anyone would object?
Isn’t the play and the movie Wicked bad enough? I will not watch any crap movie like this remake ever. The left bastardizes everything and then calls it good and expects us to enjoy and praise their garbage.
Same with the new Lord of the Rings series on Amazon. I haven’t watched it but heard it’s pretty woke.
I can’t wait to not see it.
So Dorothy will basically look like Lizzo…
They should serve “Brawndo” at the opening.
It’s got electrolytes
Why does Dorothy keep a jar of peanut butter with her when she doesn’t eat peanut butter?
Itz a horse’s ass of a different color!
I knew it…
the Scarecrow always hit me as strange…..
Scarecrow’s a homosexual…….right…?????
the munchins will be known as the carpet munchkins.
Pay no attention to the man in the clset
closet ^^^^
… or corset.
These effing perverts are shitting all over the film work of one of their biggest icons.
Go figure.
Personally, the only part of the trailer that I liked, was when the (He/she/they) Tin Person, put down it’s oil can and cried, “Ah’ll be bach..” as it was running for the choppa.
Spine tingling, I tell ya!
Can’t wait to see a black trans Dorthy!
That’s the formula right…
The good witch will certainly be a drag queen.
Funny, I don’t recall the subject of heterosexuality in the original.
At least now the FFL (FAG FREAK & LIBERAL) community will have something they can relate to.
Homosexuals are by definition not creative. Fundamental creativity is reproduction, all creativity less than that is just a side effect of wealth and the pursuit of reproductive opportunities. The homosexual does not pursue reproductive opportunities and is by self definition incapable of fundamental creativity though he/she/it may throw off all kinds of ideas along the way.
Universal Maxim from Sodom and Gomorrah on forward:
Faggots Ruin Everything
Huh. \”The Wizard of Oz\” was written in 1900 by L. Frank Baum and was produced as a stage play in 1905; Long before the \”Great Depression\” of 1929-41, or the OK \”Dust Bowl\” drought of 1934-40.
So, not an \”allegory.\”
Multiple books in the series and I have read most of them, in order.
After redoing Wizard of Oz. They are going to re do snao white, it will be called Snow White and the Seen Genders.
uuugh hate auto correct on my phone Snow White and the seven Genders
The left ruins everything….
I imagine that dust bowl Kansas was rife with LGBTQ farmers.
To. WillysGoatGruff. Toto gets monkey pox from a whole bunch of flying faggot monkeys..,
Exactly. In other words .., Toto, watch your bung hole
“Pay lots of attention to those men behind the glory hole curtain!”