300 pound woman guilty of crushing boyfriend.
A woman has pleaded guilty to killing her boyfriend by stabbing him, hitting him with a table leg and crushing him under the weight of her roughly 300 pounds.
Windi Thomas, of Erie, faces a sentence of 18 to 36 years after pleading guilty to third-degree murder. She had been scheduled for trial next week, but instead will be sentenced on Dec. 21.
The 44-year-old Thomas admitted killing Keeno Butler last March, partially by lying on top of him. Thomas weighs about 300 pounds, while the 44-year-old Butler weighed about 120 pounds.
Thomas was reportedly drunk and wanted to smoke crack when the pair got into an argument that ended in Butler’s death.
Didn’t she know stripes would make her look heavier?
ht/ cynic
Fat bottomed girls make the world go…
I think she did him a favor. ugh.
Your Mama so fat….!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his girl friend could eat no lean so she squashed him to death like a jelly bean.
No, it’s not the stripes that make your ass look so big.
Flappa blappa.
But seriously, that’s not her color. I would suggest a dark, venal red.
The poor little guy was 120 pounds. The thunder lizard was hogging all the food!
Ah, the old Burke and Hare treatment. Usually done to a drunk when bodies were valuable to Doctors.
I wrote a song about it, ya’ wanna’ hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXFSHDrt5rI
(Verse 1)
Crying, big fat mama, meat shaking on her bones
Time the meat shake, it’s a skinny woman lose a home
(Verse 2)
Well, I’m going away, mama, won’t be back till fall, won’t be back till fall, mmmm
Going away, mama, won’t be back till fall, big fat mama with the meat shake on her bones
(Verse 3)
Well, aaah, mmm, got to murmur, got to murmur low, mmm
No need to holler, I got to murmur low
Big fat mama, Lord, meat shake on her bones
(Verse 4)
Every time the meat shake, fat mouth lose a home, fat mouth lose a home, mmm
Time the meat shakes, it’s a fat mouth lose a home
Time the meat shakes, it’s a fat mouth lose a home
Obama’s dead?
So, what we have is a crack pimp who gets smothered to death by a girlfriend who weighs three times as much as he does.
You’re gonna have to do better than that, BFH to get a reaction out of me
It’s got to be a tough way to leave the world. A method also used on victims with rabies, near the end, to put them out of their misery. Only friends sympathetically used a stuffed mattress and pillows to ease the struggle. Thank goodness for the availability of modern medicine.
I bet it’ll weigh heavy on her conscience after a few years in jail.
Sounds like a suicide to me.
https://youtu.be/KkJnd9rSAQ8
Up until the point he died, he thought he was enjoying the best night of sex in his life.
She obviously wasn’t smoking enough crack.
Death by cottage cheese….
Three hots and a cot won’t sustain or support her.
Don’t judge her so harshly.
I’ve slept with a ton of women.
At 300 a pop it don’t take long
So another one where I use anonymous?
Why do the black men go for the hippos?
You know you all were thinking it!
That guard better hope she doesn’t get grumpy and latch onto him. I had to leave the sleeve of my coat with a big one, once. I don’t recall her name, and I wisely never retrieved the sleeve.
Windi Thomas. Windi. Windi.
Did she give herself that name or was mama a child molester?
Him being 120lbs, a fart from her would have killed him,,,
Killer whale.
I Can’t Breathe!
https://iotwreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2018-11-05-at-10.49.08-AM.jpeg
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https://iotwreport.com/stacey-abrams-book-covers/
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I Can’t Breathe!
Diversity at it’s best!
Good one!
And that my friends is why Bill doesn’t sleep with Hillary. Well that and the fact that she’s a fat ugly lesbo who’s hands would freeze water into ice cubes.
“who’s hands would freeze water into ice cubes”.
For free, damn. I always have to pay for that. Still not worth a vote like a Madonna BJ promise.
Fatty and Skinny went to bed,
Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead.
On the plus side (ha!), she’ll keep you warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
🙂
Windi? … more like Tsunami
Poor bastard, I guess he couldn’t take the pressure…..
@ geoff the aardvark
Careful, that’s getting a little too close to home.
I’d hit that………..with a Mack truck.
…Futurama saw this one, eh, “coming”…
https://youtu.be/eCdrUW–Jic
…that’s nothing. The guy BEFORE that went missionary, failed to tie a stick to his butt, and fell in.
While trying to get out, he came across ANOTHER guy. He asked him, “so you couldn’t turn down free sex either, huh?”
To which the second man replied, “Sex, hell! I came in here after my HORSE!”
…this reminds me of another story about the dangers of large ladies…
…one day in the 19th century, an English explorer stumbled into a clearing in the Congo that proved to be occupied by Ituri tribesmen. They captured him and tied him up, then went a little away loudly debating what to do about him. Presently, the Chief smiled, and sent one man to the village, where a bonfire was lit.
The Englishman feared the worst when the Chief came over with a large, fierce-looking man, but to his surprise, the Chief started speaking to him in English, and said,
“You have trespassed, White Man, and to leave this place again you must first win a contest of virility against our strongest warrior.”
The Englishman was worried, but said nothing as he was untied and led to the bonfire with the warrior, where the tribe had been assembled. In a circle around the fire, a half dozen large women were kneeling on the ground.
The Chief spoke, and said “This, then, is the test. You would call it Ituri Roulette in your language. You and our warrior will go to each of these women and offer her your manhood to her mouth, until one of you loses”
Puzzled, the Englishman said “what is the Roulette? How do you lose?”
…to which the Chief replied, “one of them is a cannibal”.
Anonymous December 4, 2018 at 5:16 pm cracked the joke first, but here’s a second try:
“Barry and Michael finally had it out.”
Calhoun Tubbs December 4, 2018 at 5:14 pm
Done to a reggae beat?
Calhoun Tubbs – gotta love the name.
Her crack addiction – she totally “crushed it”.