FOX: A Bay Area food-technology startup says it has successfully developed the world’s first chicken strip grown from self-reproducing cells without so much as ruffling a feather.
And it pretty much tastes like chicken, according to people who were offered samples Tuesday in San Francisco, before a planned big reveal on Wednesday by Memphis Meats Inc.
Scientists, startups and animal-welfare activists believe the new product could help to revolutionize the roughly $200 billion U.S. meat industry. Their goal: Replace billions of cattle, hogs and chickens with animal meat they say can be grown more efficiently and humanely in stainless steel bioreactor tanks. read more
only if they allow me to make as many clones of myself as I like. I think 2 should be enough, maybe 3. No more than 6, for sure, because then that’s just too much awesome to let run around loose. But sure, let me make some clones of myself and I’ll try your lab grown chicken nuggets.
I will not eat chicken grown in a vat
I will not eat it tho’ it’s low fat
It’s something grown by a technocrat
I will not eat it Big Fur Hat
NO!!!
Most popular joke of 2025: Why did the stainless steel bioreactor tanks cross the road?
Sapper Chris is a bit mccrazy. I like it. We just won’t be going on a camping trip just yet.
Honestly, can’t be any worse than the shit in the average military chow hall/MRE or frozen food section tv dinner/canned crap that passes for heat n’ eat today.
ooo camping! I’ll bring the stuff for smores and steaks, you bring the beer and ice PHenry!
Just sayen, I’m afraid to camp with Sapper Chris. I won’t know which clone has the beer.
I buy fresh killed Kosher chicken.
I don’t know where the ‘nugget’ is on a chicken so no I would not eat a nugget of any kind.
Brad- We’ll all have beer so no worries there. It’s the clone that’s not drinkin’ that you have to watch out for, he carries a sharpie and likes drawing on drunks that pass out.
Space food!
I’d be worried that some or all of those clones might go all brokeback mountain. You’re kinda outnumbered….
Nah, none of that’ll happen. We’re all hetero!
Would you eat chicken nuggets that were cultivated in a lab?
Hell yeah! Trump makes me mad! Lab nugs and lug nuts…and make it good and plenty.
Soylent Green is people.
Hey Fellows, have you heard the news?
Some TV magic occurred.
An APROPOS Monkeydoo.
Rachel McMannity.
Nobody heard?
…ain’t talkin about returns.
No sir.
…to be continued
They say it tastes like chicken.
Heard at the drive through:”chicken nugget machine be broken”.
It’s happened, and nearly nobody noticed
Just another sign
Rep. Bill Pascrell, Jr. (D-Paterson, NJ)
Addresses Rachel Mannity as Sir. 4U
Actually, more than Nobody noticed
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Thank You Sir! uh… M’am.
“I answer to both” Quoth the Shadow
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Have you ever eaten the meat on a stick
off the grill in a Korean shoju tent?
Put it on a stick and burn it, I’ll eat
it baby!!
I really never asked what was in the burritos
when I bought them from the carts in San Juan
either. Sometimes you don’t wanna know.
Hell yeah, I’ll give it a go.
Chicken McNads…
Do they use the ‘pure’ Palestinian dirty olive oil bottled by dirty terroists in dirty Berkeley kitchens?
“Self replicating cells”? Where have I heard that before? Oh that’s right– cancer. Cancer is self replicating cells. So this company figured out a way to turn chicken muscle cells into cancer and wants people to put that in their bodies? I think I’ll pass.
This brings to mind a famous quotation from Marilyn Monroe going back into the 1950’s.
After eating at a Manhattan deli after a performance, she wondered aloud what they did with the rest of the matzoh.
Soylent Chicken? No, thank you.