A poetry contest is underway to poke fun at a Erdogan.
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ht- TheBigOwe
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There was an Erdogan from Kentuckit’ . . .
Yes! I entered the contest yesterday with this slight variation on a limerick from my post here last week:
A political harlot named Merkel
Assured Erdogan with a smirk, “I’ll
shoot Boehmermann’s ass,
then use Zyklon B gas,
and you Turks can go jerk in a circle.”
THE UK HAS EARNED THE HEARTY HANDCLASP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iisMlRGigIE
Get the German comedian out of jail so he can deliver his poem in person.
“There once was a Preezy named Erdogan,
Who couldn’t find just where to put it in. . . .
(to be continued. I figure that’s insult enough right there to a foreign head of state to get me in beaucoup trouble if I were in Germany)
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
Where in the fuck has sanity gone?
Your boy Hussein
So skinny, so plain …
Will you wake with AIDS at the dawn?
(OK – so I’m no Shakespeare …)
izlamo delenda est …
Erdogan, Erdogan, don’t be so sad,
Barry’s not forsaken you, please don’t get mad!
He had to bend over for Princes and Kings
His love for you hasn’t grown wings.
He lays with his Moose, and pines for you
And closes his eyes, and smells your … you!
So grapple that snake, and squeeze its head
It won’t be long till he graces your bed.
izlamo delenda est …
“be mad” not “get mad”
Damn, poetry’s tough!
izlamo delenda est …