I’m just going to leave this here, and maybe one of the commenters can tell others what is going on. Is that not fair?
All I will say is that the “incident” took place at a gas station and involved something I didn’t think I’d ever see. It’s unimaginable. <<<———— do NOT click that. You’ve been warned.
Let’s hope he’s one of those guys who likes to light his farts.
I’m gonna guess injured Vet.
“Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.”
How many miles per gallon does a pervert get?
Check his eyes. That’s ballsack pain. He got hit in the nuts. Sum ting wong!
^^^Maybe he got punched in the nutsack by the little cowgirl.
He has a case of “Blue Balls” because he can’t find what he needs to due to all the blubber he’s carrying to relieve the situation.
Pump it baby….
Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
The page exists. But I am almost glad you’re not able to see it.
I looked on my phone.
Glad I didnt use the work computer.
You warned us, now I am cursed with that image because I didn’t listen.
gas kills crabs
“CHOCOLATE”
Holy crap. That’s why I drive a diesel. EV’s aren’t sounding all that bad after all.
I cringe when women play the accidental diesel in the gas tank.
Maybe he thought he could siphon some out of the hose without turning the pump on…
You know…inflation is hurting everyone.
Imagine the next person to use that nozzle.
“What’s that smell….OMG!!!”
At the proctologist the next day:
Patient: “My ass is burning really bad.”
Dr: I’m struggling to understand why you have chemical burns in your anus.”
I wonder – is Lemon party dot org still around?
I think he was looking for
Ethyl.
Too late. She’s already.been mooned.
As an eight grader, we used to throw around the term; “Up your ass with Mobile gas”.
…Guess we were before our time.
This is why I always use hand sanitizer after I fill my tank.
The signage is in Italian, FWIW…
I did not heed Big Fur Hat’s warning.
Poor gas nozzle; it is traumatized forever.
There’s no issue here. He identifies as a vehicle and he needs a fill-up. Transvehicahumaphobes… geez…
A couple days ago it was midgets. Now this. I can’t be the only one here concerned about fearless leaders mental health. Snicker.
What the hell could be next? I’m afraid to ask.
^^^^^
Too funny. Next time he say don’t click this link I’m taking is word for it. LOL
@Brad, I always declare that I will resist clicking next time. But then I do click on the next one he posts with a warning. 🤪😂
Cowgirl, BFH knows that saying, “I’m warning you, don’t click” will double the clicks. There are things I don’t need to see but I believe BFH has not yet crossed that line.
I take the click warnings seriously and don’t fucking click.
I have enough nightmares watching bits from “The View” on Gutfeld…
Wait, let me correct that. Bill Maher with a penis nose was pretty bad, but I would probably still click it.
Conservative Cowgirl
LOL, It’s like, don’t eat these brownies.
“Wash your windshield, lady?”
“Don’t click” is almost the same as saying, “Don’t, now, think of pink elephants.”
Of course you imagine pink elephants. And then you see a degenerate putting a diesel pump handle up his ass, and trying to jerk off.
double pump?
life’s a gas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXlzmQYP1e4