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Been there.
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But did the gorilla leave a runny brown trail behind him? I wonder if gorilla farts are worse than dog farts.
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Otherwise known as “the Biden shuffle”.
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Now teach him how to use a lighter and watch the fun!
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Looks like Biden leaving a press conference.
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Did china joe do the voice over sound effects?
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Still doesn’t beat Bernie Sanders high steppin to the can.
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LOL! Smart gorilla. Nobody had to teach him to never trust a fart.
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Yaphet Kotto aged badly.
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Your guts are gurgling and you clench your butt cheeks so hard you go knock kneed. I think the last time for me it as bad shellfish.
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When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
All the rumors are true. I thought most of the funny reviews were fake. They’re not. Irregardless, I was cautious when eating. I, according to a review on here, restricted myself to 10 gummies. The next day I was fine. What I didn’t know is the culprit ingredient, Mannitol, because intestinal bacteria cannot metabolize it, lingers in the intestines. So when, in the 2nd day of eating 10, enough built up in my intestines to create a massive health problem. What is massive? 8 hours of intestinal violence, agony, and even though I quickly emptied my digestive contents, my innards writhed in exquisite agony trying to expunge the very last molecule of Mannitol. Yes it’s as bad as salmonella poisoning. For the life of me, I don’t know how these are legal to sell. My research revealed that if you eat a very small amount over a week, eventually you’ll get a new strain of bacteria that can metabolize Mannitol, & that’s what I’m aiming for. So far, 5 per day is working.
@ JDHasty
I believe it was me who posted a warning in the past about sugar-free gummy bears. I love the regular ones and decided to limit my sugar intake so I bought a big bag of the sugar-free ones. HUGE MISTAKE. I ate almost the whole bag in a very short period of time. Let’s just say that it wasn’t long before my rear end looked like a runaway root beer dispenser. It was awful and I had abdominal cramps for days afterwards.
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What is someone slipped slowjoe a bunch of those gummies before his next press conference…..
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So, I’m at the all you can eat buffet when…
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^^^ … some little monkey tried to put the cork back in!
Been there.
But did the gorilla leave a runny brown trail behind him? I wonder if gorilla farts are worse than dog farts.
Otherwise known as “the Biden shuffle”.
Now teach him how to use a lighter and watch the fun!
Looks like Biden leaving a press conference.
Did china joe do the voice over sound effects?
Still doesn’t beat Bernie Sanders high steppin to the can.
LOL! Smart gorilla. Nobody had to teach him to never trust a fart.
Yaphet Kotto aged badly.
Your guts are gurgling and you clench your butt cheeks so hard you go knock kneed. I think the last time for me it as bad shellfish.
When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sitting in a Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Jerry Nadler’s still funnier … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiF4NmJ1SA
Good one Claudia!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Say your prayers everyday!
God Bless us all!
All the rumors are true. I thought most of the funny reviews were fake. They’re not. Irregardless, I was cautious when eating. I, according to a review on here, restricted myself to 10 gummies. The next day I was fine. What I didn’t know is the culprit ingredient, Mannitol, because intestinal bacteria cannot metabolize it, lingers in the intestines. So when, in the 2nd day of eating 10, enough built up in my intestines to create a massive health problem. What is massive? 8 hours of intestinal violence, agony, and even though I quickly emptied my digestive contents, my innards writhed in exquisite agony trying to expunge the very last molecule of Mannitol. Yes it’s as bad as salmonella poisoning. For the life of me, I don’t know how these are legal to sell. My research revealed that if you eat a very small amount over a week, eventually you’ll get a new strain of bacteria that can metabolize Mannitol, & that’s what I’m aiming for. So far, 5 per day is working.
More reviews here: https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS
@ JDHasty
I believe it was me who posted a warning in the past about sugar-free gummy bears. I love the regular ones and decided to limit my sugar intake so I bought a big bag of the sugar-free ones. HUGE MISTAKE. I ate almost the whole bag in a very short period of time. Let’s just say that it wasn’t long before my rear end looked like a runaway root beer dispenser. It was awful and I had abdominal cramps for days afterwards.
What is someone slipped slowjoe a bunch of those gummies before his next press conference…..
So, I’m at the all you can eat buffet when…
^^^ … some little monkey tried to put the cork back in!