Update on the Aer Lingus biter

16 Comments on Update on the Aer Lingus biter

1. Looks like a woman….

2. I guess his smuggling plans didn’t work out too well. Oops.

3. Little did he know even if he made it to his destination his belly would have been carved open and his body dumped in a shallow grave.

4. good riddance

5. Cocaine racin all around my ….um…stomach.

   Only dopes do dope kid, that’s why they call it dope.

6. 2 lbs?
   That’s enough to kill even a four-legged mule!

7. Aer Lingus to get full Brazilian in lawsuit claiming they’re at fault as cabin pressure caused pellet to burst.

8. Well, he/she probably made the Guinness Book of Records for most cocaine swallowed.

   Next time you see one of those rich Hollywood faggots with white powder in their nostrils, think about all the assholes that had to be expelled from before it got to them.

9. I smiled at the idea of intentional cabin pressure drops used as a tool of Darwinian winnowing .

10. Someone here stated his suspicion of the guy as a mule…TAKE A BOW!

    I was betting more on an overdose of Hillary speeches or Justin Bieber songs.

11. Yesterday’s speculators are batting 1000,
    but then we see the same pattern day after day…

12. Cocaine

    If you want to hang out, you’ve gotta take her out, cocaine
    If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
    Cocaine

    If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
    When your day is done, and you want to ride on cocaine

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
    Cocaine

    If your day is gone, and you want to ride on, cocaine
    Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back, cocaine

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
    Cocaine

    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie,
    Cocaine
    ————————————

    He kicked it alright, dead as a door nail. One less drug smuggler that’s better yet!

13. If you’re gettin’ afraid
    That you look like Sinead–
    Rogaine!

14. So an imbecile drug dealer died a painful and horrible death? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

15. Man, that airline food is the worst.

16. was he Black Irish?