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January 2023
7th Dead Whale Washes Up Near Planned Green Energy Hotspot
Are Offshore Wind Projects Killing Them? Station Gossip- Despite calls for a halt to the development of offshore wind energy projects following a series of unexplained whale deaths, Democratic New [Read More]
U.S. Drops $4.5 Mil to Help Asians Quit Smoking
Judicial Watch: The U.S. government is dedicating $4.5 million to enhance a “linguistically and culturally appropriate” program to help Asians quit smoking. It is known as the national Asian language [Read More]
California Teen Claims She Was Exposed To Male Genitalia At Local “Inclusivity And Acceptance”YMCA
Station Gossip: A female California teenager in San Diego County told local city officials Wednesday she was exposed to male genitalia inside a YMCA women’s locker room after finishing a [Read More]
Betting Site Posts Odds for Location of Next Classified Biden Docs Discovery
Site takes bets on whether classified documents will turn up on Metro, Buckingham Palace, Grand Canyon. WFB: After the White House admitted this week that classified documents were kept at [Read More]
Arizona governor’s rocky start: Oath laugh, inaugural donation questions, and speech walkout
Despite promising transparency, Gov. Katie Hobbs won’t disclose amounts of individual donations to her inauguration fund. JTN: Newly inaugurated Arizona Democratic Gov. Katie Hobbs is off to a rocky start, [Read More]
German defense minister resigns after controversial New Year’s video
JTN: Germany’s controversial defense minister will step down from her position after what critics say have been a series of errors including most lately a bizarre New Year’s video for [Read More]
This is Why Rush Was the Maha Rushie
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Soros-backed Virginia DA draws fire: Tells judges that she will stop prosecuting certain crimes
BPR: A left-wing Virginia district attorney is drawing criticism after she sent a memo to judges advising them that her office is “inundated” and that certain crimes will no longer [Read More]
CNN’s Dr. Leana Wen admits Covid deaths were overcounted
BPR: It only took 2-1/2 years, but CNN medical analyst Dr. Leana Wen has finally admitted that COVID deaths and hospitalizations are being overcounted. “We are overcounting covid deaths and [Read More]
Anger builds after Detroit 6th graders are spotted pole dancing at alleged strip club during field trip
BPR: A Michigan school district is getting hammered after sixth-graders went on a class field trip that included allowing the students to practice pole dancing in a restaurant lounge according [Read More]
Comedian Addresses Oxford Union and Wokeness – It Gets Serious
Konstantin Kisin speaking at the Oxford Union for the motion “This House Believes Wokeness Has Gone Too Far”.
‘Little Eric took a walk refused to take vote’
BPR: With House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) confirming that Democrats believed compromised will lose committee assignments, Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) blasted Rep. “little” Eric Swalwell (D-CA) whose recent vote only [Read More]
Former ESPN employees who refused Covid jab slap network with a federal lawsuit
BPR: A federal lawsuit against ESPN has been filed on behalf of two former employees who allege they were fired for failing to subject themselves to the sports company’s COVID-19 [Read More]
