After a hotel break-in, her special forces husband came out of the shower, armed only with his swinging d**k. But the quick thinking woman told the armed gunman that she might have something valuable to give him in her purse. She threw it to her husband and he grabbed the gun and opened fire, killing the man, taking 3 bullets of his own in the process. He will survive.
And it didn’t take long, did it, for us to be able to give a giant ef you to that Aussie comedian we linked the other day who happened to parody a scenario where a guy would be helpless with his guns at home if he was caught in the shower..
“…a scenario where a guy would be helpless with his guns at home if he was caught in the shower…”
Umm…I can only thnk of
ONE THING more helpless:
a Pajama Boy without guns at home if he was caught in the shower.
I gotta keep thinking it’s all part of a greater cosmic Darwin Awards plan….
I keep telling libs that nothing stops a bad guy with a gun like a good guy with a gun.
That’s the nice thing about Stainless Steel guns. You can take them in the shower with you.
Lemme guess: Robber’s first name looks like the chart at the eye doctor’s, he has a rap sheet 11 pages long, is a goot boy who was just turnnig his life around, an he momma thanks shooter should have just wounded the perp. By the end of the day Sharpton will say the only reason robber was shot is because robber was black.
Always
Be
Carrying
PRACTICE
PRACTICE
PRACTICE
It’s not how big your gun is, ti’s how you use it.
I’m glad this story doesn’t have a tragic ending for them.
… but …
I never open my own front door during the day without looking outside first.
… and …
I would never open a hotel room door, at 11:30 PM with my hubby, in the shower.
Dazzled by his wife’s intelligence and good looks his d**k was no longer swinging, and they reportedly humped like rabbits before calling authorities. Film at 11:00…
I blame Lynne Russel for my infatuation for ladies with long, flowing, brunnette hair.
Don’t forget he was probably registered for college. Major in gangsta rap music
She has two black belts, was a private detective and a deputy sheriff and her family comes from Naples, Italy. I think she could have taken the guy out all by her herself but used the element of distraction. Good for her. I hope her man heals well. God bless em!
Never shower without a gun. Especially since my Dobe passed – he would have slowed ’em down long enough for me to towel off, get dressed, brush my teef, and go into the gun safe.
Well I have three black belts and 6 brown ones.
I was also a Sheriff.
She was an ex-CNN anchor. You think CNN will give this any coverage?
“Never shower without a gun.” GrandMe, I’m going to have to add that to my repertoire.
Three and a half years ago, I had surgery for spinal cord tumors and came away with a semi-paralyzed leg. I live alone in a semi-rural area and had to overcome a lifetime of conditioning to unlock an entry door when I headed for the shower, in case the EMTs had to get in if I fell. I always keep my phone where I can reach it from lying in the floor, but now I’m going to add my most-waterproof handgonne. (I like old gonnes; this smokeless powder fad is just a flash in the pan.)
I have special tables made for each room of the house. They look like a small table with a single drawer in the front. But. The top opens and latches in the up position. There is a gun in each table and extra ammo. All guns are the same.
All my guns for carry are the same. I don’t need to think about how ‘this’ gun operates. I’m old.
I went through a health thingy a couple of years ago, which left me with one usable leg for months-and that was awful, so I understand a little of what you mean. Prior that that I actually slipped and fell in the fricken shower and had a difficult time getting back up. That all made a big impression on me – so now, LOL, I have my phone where I can easily reach it, as well as a towel for modesty in case I fall and have to call out. Now the gun is added, but isn’t sticking out where it’s easy to see. I haven’t felt secure since my Zeus passed, so there is always a little something within reach these days.
Opening my mind to looking for a new Dobe, and went to see one at a shelter yesterday. She had such a sweet nature, but was horribly bred. Deformed upper jaw, body a bit too short, a few other things. I won’t take on that sort of dog no matter how tempted, and I felt like a shit walking away and leaving her there.
Can you post plans for those tables? They sound neat.
I was joking about the stainless gun IN the shower. He should have told his wife “I’m taking a shower, don’t go outside or open the damn door until I get out”.
I keep a few of those cheap, portable, screaming motion detectors at
critical spots. Even with a pet
that might be outside or asleep
they work and can be set at an
elevation where only standing ppl.
set em off. They give enough
warning to get the gun that of
course “you always” have nearby.
Sealed double size, thin clear
plastic sandwich/storage bag.
You can use gun while
“it’s in the bag” or rip open
in a few seconds.
I have a few of those, and am getting more. I also brought a “Master Lock Adjustable Door Security Bar”
Item #: 202346 | Model #: 265D -$19.98 at Lowes.
You wedge it under the door handle. I have to spend some nights alone due to my Husbands job, so I went and brought this after Zeus passed. I am still jumpy, but I admit that it makes me feel more secure having that on my bedroom door. That and a gun.
“I was determined to save my dream girl’s life — even if it cost my own,”
Gotta admire this guy. I like how he thinks.
Well, if you didn’t have a gun with you in the bathroom, you could always tear off the toilet seat and horseshoe the robber in the neck with it.
[That is one playful looking redhead].
If I was that badass, I wouldn’t need a gun.
I can identify with that. Used to shower with Ruger SP101 357 in a one gal. Ziplock bag. No joke. Bag had enough slack to let you manipulate trigger to shoot through it.
I have one of those belts that’s brown on one side and black on the other. Got it at Dillard’s. Sort of like my drawers. Yellow in the front and brown in the back.