Please stop promoting and selling the children’s book, “I Want to Be Bacon When I Grow Up.” We should not be teaching our children the ridiculous and cruel notion that pigs or any other animals would aspire to being killed for their meat. We should be helping our children retain their innate compassion and respect for all living beings.
Pigs are sentient and intelligent animals who do not, in fact, want to be bacon when they grow up. Like you and me and the children who are the target market for your book, pigs want to live their lives in love, joy and freedom. To teach children otherwise is deceitful, cynical and callous.
See the petition HERE 28,671 have signed.
Somebody didn’t get enough love when they were piglets.
So… Amazon has it?
Fine, say ‘no’ to bacon……What about pork chops?
Bet they’d crowdfund a book called
“I Want to Be ABORTED When I Grow Up.”
“pigs want to live their lives in love, joy and freedom”
wow oh wow, the mental illness runs deep in this one!
how does she know what pigs want? can she talk to them?
you can tell the people who have not spent much time in the outdoors watching wild animal behavior.
she also probably thinks that if we send all the illegal aliens home she will have to clean her own bathroom,
minorities need more welfare to feel better about themselves
and planned parenthood doesn’t encourage commitment free youthful sexual encounters that result in abortions of which the provider would never sell the dead baby parts to government sponsored research labs.
I’m having it sent to my Grandsons as we speak
We had a pet pig when I was a kid.
It was delicious.
That guy has a muzzie beard.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
(Pause to catch my breath.)
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
No. What pigs want to do when they grow up is eat, sleep and make little pigs.
Kinda makes us all pigs don’t it?
She “channels” pigs?
Just wait until they let pigs vote.
More acceptable titles:
“I want to be sold as tissue when I grow large enough.”
“I want to marry a pig or a goat or whatever the F*&# I want when I grow up.”
“I want to grow into something different than I am but surgery is the only answer”
“I want to have an abortion when I grow up”
Somebody isn’t aware Animal Farm was a cautionary tale, not a how to book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsdmqhn50uM
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$12.99 at Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Want-Bacon-When-Grow-Up/dp/1620867273/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1439386147&sr=1-1&keywords=I+Want+to+Be+Bacon+When+I+Grow+Up
They are already.
And they ALL vote Democrat.
A family member raised a lamb for food. And just so her young daughter understood exactly what was going to happen to it, she gave it the name “Dinner.”
Who was that retard vegetarian who expressed she is a vegetarian except she enjoys a little bit of bacon every now and then? And was completely unaware that it takes an entire pig to generate a “little bit of bacon.”
Pigs are bred to be bacon & ham. The dogs love the hooves, ears, and noses. The lips and assholes are in hot dogs these retards probably consume.
These people share my air? Bummer.
This is an easy one! “Charlotte’s Web” was their favorite book. Some pig! Mmm mmm mm.
So, start a change.org petition to change.org to forbid James Hirst to continue with, or to start any new petitions.
Let us board this ramshackle logic train and take it to the end of the line.
Things that are counter to the Party Line are fit to be censored, the originators scorned and/or jailed
Anthropomorphism (ascribing human traits to animals and stuff) should be made illegal, and it’s purveyors jailed..unless of course one ascribes to said animals the desires and motives that resonate with the Party Line. Then it is wholesome.
One person’s view trumps the entire world’s view when it embodies the ‘Opinion of the Day’
Apparently no one else in the entire world has the strength of will to walk past a book that might give them ideas that are counter to the Party Line. So we must crusade to have these books banned because the public will fall prey to these insidious ideas.
Because,
The Left is convinced that you cannot think for yourself, so they will do it for you, and will provide you with acceptable viewpoints.
Another take on That Guys joke
I had a pet pig when I was a kid. He was the best companion I ever had … but he was even better as lunch
Final take on That guys joke
Inspector for the ASPCA goes to check on a report of a pig with two front legs missing. Just as he mentions the pig to the owner the owner interrupts saying
“Let me tell you about that hog. Smartest damn critter I ever owned. You heard about horses that can count by stamping their hoofs. Well, that critter can do partial differential equations the same way.”
“But what about it’s le-”
“And so loving. A few years ago my daughter had a bout with pneumonia. That critter stayed by her bedside until she was able to get up and go back to school. Refused to move
“But its legs …”
“And one time, it saved all our lives when it smelled the start of a fire with that sensitive snout and it burst into our house squealing up a storm. Woke us all up just in the nick of ti-”
“But SIR! It’s missing it’s two front legs!! How did that happen.”
“Well shoot, son. You gotta critter that valuable … you ain’t gonna eat it up all at once.”
I should be legal to flog these unhinged kooks.
That would be Janeane Garofalo
Heh, it’s hard to get me to LOL, congratulations, thought I had “herd” all the barnyard humour.
Wow, libtards are really in touch with pigs. Imagine that.
Mr. Cruz, one more thing to do on the first day as POTUS: get rid of change.org.
“Inside every liberal is a totalitarian screaming to get out.”
That’s about it — in a nutshell, so to speak (cough). It would make no impression to show them this: http://www.timesofisrael.com/another-nazi-memorial-vandalized-in-austria/
Well, there it is:
If I don’t like the story, I won’t read it.
If THEY don’t like the story, it’s gotta be BANNED.
How bout we take our country back, and throw all the idiots out?
Without a doubt, one of the funniest jokes of that kind I ever heard
What joke?
The old classics are the best.
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