My Doormat Business Is Taking Off

13 Comments on My Doormat Business Is Taking Off

1. Now you’re playing with fire. How do we order one?

2. Doormat? Damn, no wonder my ass is so chafed!
   I thought it was a loofa pad.

3. What? …..no urinal cakes?

4. I’d like to see shitter paper with him on it.
   Is he a ‘he’ or an it.

5. Put Allah on the reverse side. Complete with horns and a tail.

6. Allahu fubar! I expect our cats Jug Head and Sambo would relieve themselves on that.

7. MuhamMUD Wipers!

8. I’d buy one. Also, does it come in toilet brush and a bacon grease can?

9. I’m waiting for the john Boehner/Mitch McConnell edition. Seems appropriate somehow

10. Every pig farmer needs at least two of those.

11. WOW! A twofer! Not just an image, but a place to wipe your shitty boots, too!

    I can see this taking off;

    McCain and Graham
    Moose and Obola
    Hillary and Huma
    Bill and Monica
    Boehner and McConnell …

12. Pieces of shit be upon him…

13. I would buy in bulk and put them in every public urinal I visit.