BlurBrain: The guy must’ve been able to free himself and call the cops because she didn’t get far. She was arrested a block away and still had the victim’s ATM card and cell phones on her.
BlurBrain staff was able to contact her public defender who said that his client had a ‘cast iron’ alibi, she claims she was busy ‘panhandling’ all day.
However our crackhead reporter, Mr. Boot was unable to discover if she had any prior arrests for ‘pot’ possession. more
The charges against her will be dropped like she’s coated with Teflon.
My ex wife’s cooking could have been considered assault with a cooking utensil though (lucky for me she only tried a handful of times)..
She gotta’ bring home the bacon some way.
Is it more racist if you look, or if you feel you no longer have to?
Asking for a friend.
She’s got to be one of those Pantheists.
The Pun is strong with this article…
Why did the cannibal want to join the Police force? He wanted to grill suspects.